Matt Martinez

Musician, but I'm on Twitter for the politics | Trombonist - Lots of stuff | All opinions are my own | He/Him

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

The man in b&w picture is not George Soros. It is Oskar Gröning, one of the SS garrison members of the Auschwitz camp.

Reality vs. prejudice.

There is no evidence Soros was a collaborator. As a 14-year-old Jewish boy hiding to rescue himself from death, he had no role in the world of perpetrators.

[Hero Within @HeroWithinInc]

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[Matt Martinez @Zenitram]

Was it Trump?

[POLITICO @politico]

A key Trump staffer was fired for being a white nationalist.

Luke Meyer was Trump’s regional field director for western Pennsylvania. Online, he was the white nationalist Alberto Barbarossa. https://t.co/Cv9rMB67dh

[Matt Martinez @Zenitram]

@atrupar Yet again, Kennedy is highlighting who he considers "people"

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status

Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

[Matt Martinez @Zenitram]

@jayrosen_nyu America to CBS: do what you do best

CBS: look I got my own problems

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

That Donald Trump has no idea what a tariff actually is should frighten everyone.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"do NOT go on stage until Kamala introduces you"

[Anna Bower @AnnaBower]

Beyoncé can still perform at the DNC if Mike Pence has the courage

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The real special guest is all the friends we made along the way.

[Matt Martinez @Zenitram]

😭

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., wipes away tears as the crowd erupts in cheers for her as she takes the stage for her DNC speech.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

I know I’m a weird messenger to be giving advice, but I truly mean this to be helpful, @JDVance.

Fire your whole team. They clearly hate you. This is TV production 101, and they failed it.

1) Someone is supposed to scout ahead and make sure everyone there is interested in being on camera AND excited to talk to you. And if your team finds out that no one at the place is interested in talking to you and some don’t even want to be on camera with you - situations that I’m sure you are used to by now - then your team needs to find another establishment.

2) Someone is supposed to prep you with names and talking points. This is especially true because, as you know, you are horrible at small talk. Your team must even know this by now. Your team has to give you follow up questions so you are ready to go. “What is your bestselling donut?” “What’s your favorite?” “What do you recommend?” “What’s your favorite part of your job?” “Do you eat too many donuts because you work here.” This is simple stuff. But again, I get that it is extremely hard for you to speak to humans. That’s why you need a better team.

3) in lieu of small talk, which I would recommend you skipping because you are - again - HORRIBLE at it, your team should have given you a pre decided order so you were ready for the “difficult task” of ordering donuts. Here are a few suggestions for next time. “I’ll take a dozen glazed.” “Just give me a dozen of your bestsellers.” “JUST FILL THE BOX WITH SPRINKLES THAT YOU SCRAP OFF OF SPRINKLE DONUTS, AAAAAARGH!!!”

That last one was a trick. If you believed it then you need more help than I even imagined.

The good news is I’ll happily take you on as a client to teach you how to appear more human, all for the price of one jabilliondee dollar bucks. Currently, there is a 1% discount. But I need your answer by… more

[Dr. Jason Johnson @DrJasonJohnson]

When you remix your greatest hits #BarackObama #DNCConvention

[Matt Martinez @Zenitram]

"No one has a monopoly on what it means to be an American." - @MichelleObama 🔥🇺🇸

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Montage of Trump pretending to wave to adoring fans when there is either nobody there or nobody paying any attention to him.

[Matt Martinez @Zenitram]

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. - Maya Angelou.

Also the 6537th time - Me

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again.

[UAW @UAW]

.@realDonaldTrump is a scab and a billionaire and that's who he represents.

We know which side we're on.

Not his.