B.Earl

ND ‘17 ☘️

[₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑ @brb_irl]

the pope declaring butlerian jihad has me speculating via transitive property
that the bene gesserit exists and they are the pilates girlies

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

AI will eventually do everything you can do except the one thing that actually matters

bench press 225 for reps

[Clevta @Clevta]

Stefanski is a good man and a solid coach. Deservedly well respected. He deserves another shot with more stable QB situation which I think he will do well with. Smart and makes +EV decisions. His offensive system was a bit stale but hard to know if it was bc of a lack of real QBs or not. Wish him well

[Brad Powers @BradPowers7]

The committee failing to punish Alabama is one of the most corrupt things I've ever seen.

[B.Earl @ZeroDarkBurdy]

Browns

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

From me to the Notre Dame family

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

do the human characters in pokemon eat pokemon, or do they have separate less intelligent animals incapable of speaking with humans that they eat? was this ever addressed in the show? this has bothered me for years

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Tariffs up 50%. Stocks down 5%.

You know what hasn’t changed?

What benching 225 for reps feels like.

Time to visit the church of iron boys.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

BREAKING: DOGE has discovered that USAID delved too greedily and too deep in the mines of Moria, awakening in the darkness of Khazad-dûm shadow and flame.

[Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation]

This is how it feels to have the common cold as a man

[B.Earl @ZeroDarkBurdy]

☘️☘️

[Ryan Ginn @rmginn]

Alabama and their media lackeys explaining why it’s actually good to lose 40-35 to Vanderbilt and 24-3 to Oklahoma

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

See a lot of people speculating Alabama is in the CFP if they hadn't scheduled Mercer, Western Kentucky, South Florida and Wisconsin in their noncon.

[B.Earl @ZeroDarkBurdy]

@tweetyburd614 Bama’s out of conference opponents this year were Western Kentucky, USF, Wisconsin, and Mercer. Not exactly a gauntlet. Don’t lose to Vanderbilt and Oklahoma.

[Sarah 🥨 @cosmopterix]

I’m in favor of annexing Canada, but only as a territory, not as state. We don’t need them voting.

[Riley @rylzdigital]

*sliding in AOC’s DMs*

Saw you got rid of “she/her”

got room for “I/me”?

*deletes*

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

DEMOCRAT- what about women’s rights?

REPUBLICAN- what about our border?

BRETT KAVANAUGH- catholic all girls schools. Automatic. Still is

[Literally Chad @literally_chad]

Been sitting on this for months

[B.Earl @ZeroDarkBurdy]

In my America, only people who rep 225 on bench will be allowed to vote