Danny

Live long and prosper

[Billie @Billie_T]

At least we only have to watch this once a week now

[george @StokeyyG2]

The CHEER from the Hull City fans as they find out all trains back to Manchester have been cancelled 👏🤣🤣🤣

[Jimmy Murphy @JimmyMu35984013]

Football is hilarious. Spurs spent years losing the likes of Bale, Modrić, Kane, Walker and Berbatov while building a new stadium and growing revenue.

Now they can finally afford one huge window with money the club generates — OUTRAGE.

City facing 115 charges though? Sound.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

he just flipped you off 8 times

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

Mark Gould was sentenced to prison for 11 years for illegally streaming Premier League matches btw.

[Tony @EvacTony]

I'll remember this whilst I'm roofing today thanks 👍🏻

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Breaking: Tottenham reach verbal agreement on new deal with Micky van de Ven!

Same process as Pedro Porro: key players for De Zerbi and the club, never been for sale this summer.

New long term contract with salary rise agreed at #THFC.

[رادوي ¹⁵ @kb_9l]

🚨💚💚 Ulf White to team green, here we go! Deal in place for the dragon Knight to join Lord Hightower project from Tumbleton.

Fee worth Lordship of Driftmark
Ulf has agreed to the move.

#HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

That's not bread. That's Rikishi's ass.

[Danny @Zeus_LDN]

Clown

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Next week is the anniversary of Hiroshima.

Today, the Prime Minister has announced more investment in weapons of mass destruction.

The UK spends £12,000 every minute on nuclear weapons. Imagine if we spent that money on social care, schools and the NHS instead.

[Ron @Ronhotspur]

Dane Scarlett wins us the penalty shootout!

[grace @agneswickfields]

ulf from hotd is depicting the realistic and gripping true story about how not being able to crack open a cold one with your boys can turn you to darkness

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Boy when I tell you this woman infuriated me with her logic last night.

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[Danny @Zeus_LDN]

@JakeCOYI

[dave @UTFR93]

Bet his dad ALALALALALALALALALALA is made up

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 49 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[Devil Talk @DevilTalkMUFC]

I’m sorry while I love Jude he was objectively wrong for this

Didn’t hit the little shit hard enough

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Keir Starmer you dawg, we lost the game and you immediately sent the military to remind them who the real winner is.