Liz McHalpine

I was told there'd be cake...and beer...but not together, that's gross.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Difficult women unite.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@TODAYshow "Custody"?...I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@kevin2kelly @JasonSilva Like one of the best quotes from @JustifiedFX. Raylin Givens: if you run into an AH in the morning, you ran into an AH. If you run into AHs all day, you're the AH. #adviceforlife

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

Karma is a dish best serv...oh no, there it is. #McCarthyOUT

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@FOX2News So, not drag queens? I'm confused.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@iliza Do you have the power to stop this? You're the leading academic on this issue. #makeitstop

[People @people]

What Is Mermaidcore? All About the Mermaid-Inspired Fashion Trend Making a Splash This Summer https://t.co/I0AvbBY5oj

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@scrappymomof3 Me about 5:45 pm most days.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@GeorgeTakei

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@handbasket @GeorgeTakei Not my favorite, but wow this movie is perfection.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@ummike93 um, yeah...this.

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

This might be the best explanation to date of how crypto became entangled with pro sports, via @bomani_jones.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@ShawnTempesta @ReneeMontgomery I loved Studio 60! It was uneven that first year, but when it was good, it was amazing. Loved that Christmas episode with Trombone Shorty.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@ummike93 How can a gal not fall in lerve? #hesapuntertoo!

[Dallas Cowboys Old School @CowboysOld]

🏈 January 4th 1981
Dallas Cowboys 30 - Atlanta Falcons 27

NFC Divisional Round
Atlanta Fulton County Stadium

Danny White hits Drew Pearson for 2 scores in a 20-point 4th quarter, as the Cowboys beat the Falcons for an NFC title game berth.

#80sCowboys #DallasCowboys

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@Fashions_Box @KLengjel Oh, boy.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@detroitnews Your paper endorsed all these bonkers candidates. You showed no backbone, but you expect the party whose ass you kiss to do so? Hilarious.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@Devoted2DET Ah yes, Lions math...where cap space equals victories. #endlessrebuild #moreBS

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@JehseaLynn Is House 3 move-in ready?

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@FOX2News The programming in your 10 am early block was embarrassing. How about balance? Or an actual scientist? It's hard to have a real conversation when your panel either equivocates or pushes an antivax agenda. Not good enough during a pandemic. Do better.

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@howie_hua 30x4 and add the zero

[Liz McHalpine @Zilly822]

@thegoodgodabove Breaking Bad