Jason Zim

Dad, Husband, ECU grad.
Fan of the 2019 World Series Champion Washington Nationals

[Mark Zuckerman @MarkZuckerman]

It's mostly cloudy and 84 degrees here, and unless I'm forgetting some position player who was messing around at the end of a blowout, Matt Waldron just threw the first actual knuckleball in Washington Nationals history.

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[blue @bluewmist]

You'll regret it if you get married, you'll regret it if you don't get married. You'll regret it if you have kids and you'll regret it if you don't. Kierkegaard said this 200 years ago as follows - whatever you choose, you'll regret it, because the problem isn't in your choices, it's in romanticizing your life. A person always finds an untravelled path alluring and mysterious. That's why the issue isn't making the right choice. It's choosing and deciding which regret you'll live with. In life, we must choose our regret.

[blue @bluewmist]

becoming less reactive is a huge part of growth and decreasing stress. if you let everything get you worked up, you will damage your mind, body and spirit.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

your body is fighting for your life 24/7 and you barely notice the miracle of being alive.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

You’re old

But are you @Wendys sunroom old?

[MLB Now @MLBNow]

"I loved it because it tells me that he had already practiced that."

Jacob Young was ready for a catch on the wall in Miami! 👏

#BaseballyPlays

[DC Ball Talk @DCBallTalk]

I will forever appreciate Daniel Murphy’s 2.5 year Nats tenure:

.329 average
.930 OPS
54 HRs
226 RBI
2x Silver Slugger
2x All Star
Second place MVP finish in 2016

Nats Legend

[Mak @mak_aura]

I fucking love humans. Imagine the shit we’d come up with if we didn’t have to please shareholders.

[Paul Cubbage @PaulCubbage23]

“If you’re going to trade Foster Griffin, why not trade Cade Cavalli”

[Ian J. Snow @ian_snow]

This makes me unreasonably happy.

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

The 90s were awesome.

“John, we need a theme song for NBA basketball.”

“Got it. How big?”

“Full orchestra. French horns. Strings. Timpani. The fate of Western civilization hangs in the balance.”

“Say no more.”

[Kyler Fox @kylerfox]

It is a television crime that we did not get to see more of Adrien Brody as Pat Riley.

[Jason Zim @ZimJason]

@JoshEvanoff The amount of quality spinoffs we didn't get should be investigated as a criminal conspiracy!

[Royal A. Shepherd (HEEEEM) @RoyalAShepherd]

This was television, people.

[Andrew Claudio @AndrewJClaudio_]

“No more of this Riles shit. It’s coach”

Show was legitimately ascending, yet canceled just 3 episodes later 🤦🏻‍♂️

[NBA All Access @NBAALLACCESS3]

Will always retweet winning time propaganda, really loved that show and pissed at HBO

[SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club @SprtsDrnk]

brody would’ve won an emmy in season 3 he was absolutely on fire

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Damon Wayans recently revealed an action figure of his beloved legendary Major Payne character, ‘Major Benson Winifred Payne’, and decided to give us a quick impression

[Josh Evanoff @JoshEvanoff]

We were robbed of 10 seasons.