Dr. Pikachu Derksen

I am a young Croatian boy with many bitcoins and a coyote protection suit.

[Hendrix Cool @theghostofsf]

@Polymarket Schrodinger's GLP 1

Are you still fat if you can't see yourself?

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

High of 67 tomorrow. I know what you’re all thinking, “I should debut my new jacket”, “my cool new jacket”, etc

Do not do that. Everyone will remember you as the guy who was way too eager to wear a jacket

Be a little cold tomorrow. And when the cold comes be that much colder

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I thought my chocolate brown loungewear set was really elevated and cool but my husband just asked me when I plan to take off my "poop costume."

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

the concept of your cousin Jethro Sheeran speaking out against you

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i cant see tom brady without thinking about the time he posted the most divorced dad insta story of all time

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Bro be like “what’s the move?”

My brother in talos we live in Rorikstead, there is no move!

[autumn @meanvenusian]

me and my ex started calling alcohol "bob" or "the bob" because of this meme and it got to the point where thats what we called it all the time even when we were arguing about me being an alcoholic

[paperboy 🇵🇸 @random_rules]

the concept of the female mind not being able to comprehend eating disorders

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

drove a car without power steering for like 4 years and it felt like this

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

D&D is so fucked. Apparently anyone can just kick you of of the group bc you keep doing a Jamaican accent even though your character is from a place you made up where canonically everyone has Jamaican accents.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

NFL games should start when I get home from work and end when I want to go to bed

[all i can do is accept this… @moschinodoII]

the bassett hound that’s been in your family for 2 decades that needed to be put down 5 years ago

[alob 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓹𝓮𝓻 @hallofbee]

They're putting me in a common soul gem to power a dwemer automaton tomorrow

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

People find shit like this at Marshall's and I find a size 27 Nike Cortez

[Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids]

He’s a member of MSNBC-13

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

cover art for the graphic novel ‘Yaga’ by Antoine Ozanam and Pedro Rodríguez, depicting a Slavic witch with her hut on giant chicken legs

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

[the second someone accuses my client of something in court] You BASTARD! I trusted you!!