Zoë Miranda

Creative Thinker | Novel Writer | Gin and cupcake lover. Likes: Rubber ducks, Britpop & stationery.

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

Get stuck on a train for 45 minutes. The driver tells us to organise a refund with @TfL and then tfl says no. Unbelievably useless as per.

[Brittany Hugoboom @BritHugoboom]

I wasn’t thinking about Pamela Anderson but let’s talk about her.

Pamela is a once-in-a-lifetime beauty. So striking she was offered a modeling contract after being spotted for a moment at a football game. That kind of beauty doesn’t come around often.

She’s now 57. About to become a grandmother. And she’s not clinging to youth the way so many of you seem to gloat about.

In the ‘90s, she knew what she was, a sex symbol. That level of attention is often lonely. But she fell in love and had children.

Now, in a world terrified of aging, she shows up to red carpets bare-faced. No Botox. No filler. Not even a hair and makeup team.

She used her beauty to build a life, love, legacy, and now, wisdom. And that’s what she’s passing on.

Grandmas don’t need to be sexy. They get to knit. Paint. Bake. Watch their daughters become mothers.

A woman may lose her sexual capital with age. But her value? It evolves into something that the next generation desperately needs. May we all be blessed to get the opportunity to age because it isn’t guaranteed.

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers Thanks Tom. So just to be clear if I haven’t received it, it WILL take up to March or it could be anytime between now and then?

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers how long will it take to issue my tax repayment if the status says ‘pending’ after submitting it before Christmas

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers So how do I contact and speak to the right team to find out the status of my payment over and above what I see when I login?

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers Hi Tom
How can I find out when the amount is going to be repaid please.
Thanks
Zoë

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@BiBiVirtue @BoredAtGym THIS.

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers @HMRCcustomers

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers Hi
I requested the repayment on the 23rd December and Jane checked today and it still looks like this. Can you tell me when it will arrive in my account please

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers If this is going to come through today when can I expect it to be in my bank please?

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@HMRCcustomers Hi, requested on the 23rd December.

[Matt @trainfanmatt]

So, to compensate for HMRC ignoring tax dodging millionaires, from today, HMRC is going after people trying to make a few extra quid selling things on online marketplaces like Ebay and Vinted.

If you wanted to sum up the state of the UK right now, this does it perfectly 🙄🤬

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@PritpalKD @thenitinsawhney @chiefrabbi Because it shouldn’t become a religious issue. This is is israel and Hamas. Not Jews vs Muslims.

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@itvnews 😭

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

The Jerusalem Post can now confirm based on verified photos of the bodies that the reports of babies being burnt and decapitated in Hamas's assault on Kfar Aza are correct.

May their memory be a blessing.
https://t.co/LaVs1aXR50

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Infants and toddlers can’t read the text in this video, but their parents can.

40 babies were murdered by Hamas terrorists.

We know you’d do everything you could to keep your children safe.

That’s what we plan on doing.

[💋Poodle™ @NoNotamused]

'Boycott Israel' sign at Dublin store leaves Lush facing backlash https://t.co/wZrid0yobG

[Zoë Miranda @Zoe1232]

@benonwine @LushLtd Won’t be shopping there again. Thanks for posting