stoned infant

to entertain myself

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

will be thinking about heidi klum’s worm costume for the next several days

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

not to be a bitch but I’m very into drinking water and laying down.

[pee 🐞 @cater_pee]

what would u name him

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what do short people want from us

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

In the midst of the pandemic, the war in Ukraine, massive income and wealth inequality and the attacks on democracy, we cannot forget about the existential threat to our planet from climate change. The recent IPCC report was clear. We have to act boldly – and NOW.

[strwberi 🐣 @cesseessu]

‼️‼️ PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ THIS ‼️‼️

#climatechange #globalwarming #campaign #peterkalmus #GretaThunberg #ScientistRebellion #ClimateActionNow #scientistprotest

[stoned infant @ZoeSallada]

hila klein please spit on me

[stoned infant @ZoeSallada]

you don’t know true success until you’ve achieved head worm in https://t.co/KDTpszwDr8

[stoned infant @ZoeSallada]

@natalieeann_6 i was so irritated i almost turned to pandora 💀💀💀

[stoned infant @ZoeSallada]

not spotify logging me out while i’m in the middle of a scary story like bitch i need closure

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Took a look in the mirror said wassup

[stoned infant @ZoeSallada]

someone talk me out of chopping all of my hair off and going platinum i am clutching hair scissors as we speak

[LainaRauma @LainaRauma]

#moodymermaid 🧜‍♀️🌊

[stoned infant @ZoeSallada]

brockhampton broke up. i will be retiring to my bed for the rest of 2022 thank u and goodnight

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohhh that’s why i’m alive

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[!! @wockhardtxo]

That tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

funny how if Harry Styles wore this you’d all lose your minds but rn it’s crickets