Zoeb

listening to my will smith cd

[Zoeb @ZoebAsif]

This has been the best Tweet I've read on Twitter.

https://t.co/M5DSY0kqjD

[Pushkar @Pushkarr]

[Stands up at Baba Ramdev's pravachan]
"Babaji, yeh yoga wagaire to thik hai. Kuch FMCG insights dijiye."

[RT @RT_com]

IRGC Navy warns ALL ships against trying to cross Strait of Hormuz after latest closure

'Otherwise, their security will be at risk'

https://t.co/hMiVP5MQJy

[Zoeb @ZoebAsif]

@akkiman think yogi is the next pm

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: South Korea’s president says Trump told him “the time had come” to turn attention to North Korea’s nuclear program.

[NDTV @ndtv]

'America Needs To Learn': US Woman Praises Mumbai Metro's Cleanliness And Affordability
https://t.co/kz1xFmrfmP

[Zoeb @ZoebAsif]

must be ironic to read this from Evian.

[DrSauce ☭🔻(Sign petition in bio!) @DrSauceX]

No water in Mumbai. Pune is getting dirt water. People in Haryana, Madhya Pradesh protesting in huge droves over water. Hospitals in Hyderabad not working properly due to water

Meanwhile Gadkari and Adani using tonnes of water for ethanol and data centres to fill their profits

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I just got fired from Microsoft. I was the guy responsible for making sure that when you start typing your password in on the Windows lock screen, it ignores your first keystroke for no fucking reason

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We really saved America before GTA 6

[Akshay D @akkiman]

Inviting suggestions four days before the session...
fair enough, here are mine.
But first, a record check as in 2024 you promised Shivajinagar's traffic "resolved by 2025" & the University Chowk flyover done by Jan 2025 & water sorted via new tanks. It's June 2026. Thread.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[RT @RT_com]

Modi has been my friend for a long time and we have always had a great relationship — Trump

'It’s great to be with you'

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Reached Evian, France for the G7 Summit.

Looking forward to engaging with world leaders and exchanging views on key global issues.

India remains committed to advancing collective efforts for a more sustainable and prosperous planet.

@G7

[Zoeb @ZoebAsif]

@schmmuck 🤡🤝🤡

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Cian Agro Beats Google, Meta and Apple in Revenue per Employee: Report

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

Massive : Donald Trump accidentally signed the peace agreement with Smriti Irani instead of Iranian officials.

[Zoeb @ZoebAsif]

@narendramodi in peak summers there are power cuts across Poona in June 2026

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

A Government for the middle class…

It is the NDA Government’s privilege to be working towards fulfilling the aspirations of our middle class. They have contributed to nation-building in countless ways.

Over the last decade, governance has increasingly focused on improving the quality of life of ordinary citizens. Our efforts are about easier access to opportunities, better infrastructure, improved public services, affordable healthcare, quality education, cleaner cities and reduced burdens in everyday life.

#12YearsOfSakshamMiddleClass

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Come to India.

Work with us.

Design in India.

Develop in India.

And create solutions for the world.

@BharatInnov2026

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Living in 100% Amrit Kaal,
driving 80% ethanol cars,
breathing 60% polluted air,
drinking 40% adulterated milk,
in an education system with 20% credibility,
to get killed with 0% dignity, by USA missiles, by mob lynchings, by a badly made bridge or a pothole, or just a stampede.

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Nagpur, Maharashtra: Union Minister Nitin Gadkari says, “Last night at 8 PM, I signed the file, finalising the regulations to legally authorise the use of 100% ethanol. I am delighted to share that I, along with Hardeep Singh Puri, had the opportunity to launch the 100% ethanol-compatible version of the WagonR—Maruti Suzuki’s best-selling car. Regarding motorcycles, Hero MotoCorp—which accounts for three out of every five motorcycles sold—has launched two flex-fuel models capable of running on 100% ethanol. Following this, companies like Toyota, Suzuki, MG, and Hyundai will launch 100% ethanol-compatible vehicles within the next month and a half. Thus, ethanol will serve as a viable alternative to petrol. People used to laugh when I spoke of this dream, and some friends even criticised it...Soon, we will launch a pilot project in Nagpur featuring a hydrogen pump and two hydrogen-powered buses. The public will be able to ride these hydrogen buses, which will be powered by green hydrogen extracted from water using an electrolyser. That day is now near.”

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

A memorable welcome from the Indian community in Nice.

Though they may be several kilometres away from home, the bond of our diaspora with India remains as strong as ever.