Zoey Dragon

Social Media Influenzcer™ famous and cool in real life I have a lot of money

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there's no proof that buying lip gloss can fill an emotional void but there's also no proof that it cannot

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anyway sorry for shitting all over the tl again but months later I am still just so confused like the pamphlets did not cover this !!!

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guys l know I've talked about smol men with guns trying to rob me and my fiance at 8pm on a weekday before but there are some key points to consider:

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and those fucking grocery bags

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8) whenever we tell this story no one believes us and I understand why !!

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this one is white privilege obviously but still surreal

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6) when the police came I opened the door holding a knife because I was scared and he didn't even say anything about it or attempt to address the presence of a weapon in any way ???

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had a dream where a group of teachers from my hs corned me for a ritalin-snorting intervention and I tried to be polite at first but they went too far so I went off and walked out and then I told my ex boyfriend from 6th grade that I wanted to fuck

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Got kicked out of target yesterday I believe it is because I am not rich and not because I was perhaps causing a disturbance

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the two lubes on sale in my hotel convenience store

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love updog

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