Just Reading

Just here to read. (Former account I❤️earwormz)

[Just Reading @justreading52]

@JPLFR80 I'm a epub girl stuck in an epub world

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Unplugged the church organ this morning to charge my phone and, honestly, I was surprised by all the cursing.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I talk a lot of shit on Twitter for a guy who only has twelve jokes.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

So... why did you guys stop retweeting each other? Retweet the good stuff, you tangerine. Let more people see it

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

It’s ok to walk around the house giving yourself thumbs-up for any literal reason.

Good job!

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Does anyone even know what the fuck

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Never give up on your dreams. Go back to sleep.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning and I’m still alive

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Probably the worst part about getting a degree in something is that people will assume you’re good at it.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

my walk of shame is coming back from the salad bar with nothing but a plate full of cheese and bacon bits

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Wait, how is it June, Christmas was two weeks ago.

[🎺Binyomin Scheiman 🎺 @BinyominS]

More hanging out with good people

Less being hung out to dry

[Richard Harris @RichHarris2]

The sun pairs well with my smile.

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

When one prison sentence* ends, another prison sentence** begins.

*school year
**summer break

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

This whatever hasn’t killed me yet is taking forever to make me stronger

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I've been feeling weird about complimenting people. What's up with that

[meghan @deloisivete]

me: I have to think of something to make for dinner tonight 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏 so I totally get it

Sisyphus: wow ok

[krista @kristabellerina]

The older I get the less I want to learn how the buttons work on a new car.

[Wayward Cunt Pickle @tankcuntel]

We don’t do enough skedaddling these days.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

The cat trees are blooming early this year.