Emil Seidel

@zbk on the 🟦 place. It's better there.

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

I have codes for the other place. Let me know if you (or somebody who doesn't suck) wants one

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@drayckes @TheeFerringer Global warming will solve that problem in a few years

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

so long, extwitter

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of We Are Raising a Generation of Wimps

🧵

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@NHTSAgov Is the driver supposed to be going 50mph?

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@davidgerard >YouTube changes their anti-adblock code multiple times daily.
Guess Google is finally getting serious

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@dailysimpsons @ConanOBrien @DaveMirkin @montypython @Channel10AU The tour guide stumbling over "audiovisual" was a nice touch

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@IsaacRowlett Hmong Wisconsin Chamber of Commerce?

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@plungerman Evergreen article

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@RationalWiki It's almost too bad he isn't going pro se with his defense.
"Only 100 people were convicted of financial fraud in 2022. Therefore, the odds that I committed fraud are about 1 in 3 million."

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

Dear Abby, dear Abby
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed, unhappy
(Happy birthday, John Prine)

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@chi_urbanist The Capitol or White House at the end of a street framed by skyscrapers like the Board of Trade building would look pretty cool

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

Still have a couple of invites. If you want one and aren't a chud, let me know

[Gerry Canavan (parody) @gerrycanavan]

In walks this dame. She says she's got something precious for me but it's pricy. I say I'm listening. She says the words she wants to say haven't been spoken in these lands since Men forgot the language Elves taught them when the world was still beautiful. I said get to the point

[Scott Bauer @sbauerAP]

BREAKING

Wisconsin Supreme Court, in a 4-3 decision with liberals in favor and conservatives against, agree to hear challenge to Republican-drawn legislative maps

The decision comes after Justice Janet Protasiewicz denied GOP request to recuse from the case

[Craig Garthwaite @C_Garthwaite]

Either we need some better cross cultural competency in naming specials, or the cafeteria at @KelloggSchool is diversifying into healthcare in ways that likely won’t be successful!

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@raccoonhourly Ceiling raccoon is watching you

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@RomanianLiberal @ChadNotChud @jlindy77 As a breakfast food, I've replaced them with tofu scrambles (and other foods) and haven't looked back once

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

I'm surprised it took this long for Google to address this

[Emil Seidel @ZombieKilbourn]

@NASCARChicago @BCBSIL @McDonalds The famously quiet, devoid-of-life streets of Chicago