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It’s only funny when I talk about other peoples relationships

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Noooooooooooo

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Is it OK to breakup with a text message?

See how
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This... to this...

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What are you thoughts on the passing of the Queen last week?

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Would you dump your partner if they cheated on you?

Not me. Sex is overrated.

Being continuously interrupted during the footy final - that’s a deal breaker.

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Have you entered into open flings in your relationships?
Would you fear being replaced? Compared? Talked about?
Would you be happy to “trade-up”? Have less pressure on you? Spark the breakup?
Or would you just enjoy the fling and remain committed and active with your partner?

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@Cycloptomese Over 50 and exponentially it becomes more positive... damaged turns to profession. 😃

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How many sexual partners have you had?
Before you answer…

Do you want to tell the truth?

If not, then...
0-1 is prude territory
2-3 is preferred
Anything over 10+ is damaged

Otherwise, ask for age ranges and length of relationship specifications.

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@RUSeriousIsBack Looks like that's the problem 😄

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The way you breakup tells you loads about yourself.
Think about it…
If you are the one ending it - how did you tell them?
If you are the one being dumped - why did they end it?

Find out if you are the Bitch/Arsehole!
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They say the best breakups are done face to face
That’s rubbish!
Do it online…
1)Its FAST and
2)You don’t have to hear the FURIOUS!

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Those 40+ woman asking Am I Still Hot? When will they Stop?

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Nothing feels supreme about the court today.

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Americans: can you PLEASE do something to prevent mass shootings

America: best I can do is take away women’s rights

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Getting Revenge on your Ex...
60% of Females think it's a Bad Thing
90% of Males didn't know it was a Thing!

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The sexual ‘Hall Pass’… WIN WIN!

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Drinking too much is hard on relationships.

That’s why I stop after 1.

1am that is.

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If cats could talk - they wouldn't

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Stop fighting! Couples need to act like countries…

You both have grenades

When in another country you can shag anyone you like without fear of prosecution

All issues are resolved by strangers

Every 4 years strangers decide if you should still be together. Max 8 years...YES!

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Ugly breakup – Your X will be forever happy when you fail
Nice breakup – Your X will be forever happy when you fail