Shamss

I'm a Muslim 👳‍♂️

Satoshi's Padawan

[Matías S. Zavia @matiass]

Mejorando mi status signaling con la herramienta Motion Transfer de Magnific

[D-Coder @Damn_coder]

This is crazyyy!

[Insideilorin @insideilorin_]

Kwara Revenue House, the 2nd tallest building in West Africa, the 1st tallest in Nigeria and the tallest in Kwara State ✍️

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

“Nigerians are telling me to slow down, because everything in their feeezer is freezing. And I tell them that’s the work or a freezer. Places that didn’t have light at all for 3-months are now having 18 hours of light.”

— Joseph Tegbe, Minister of Power

[𝕊𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕻𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 @SprinterPress]

Driving test in Afghanistan.

- Press the brake. Press the gas. Now the clutch. Now the gears. It's all up to Allah, go ahead.

[Screen Mix @ScreenMix]

في مشهد مذهل ..

طبيب مصري يُجري عملية في الدماغ لرجل عانى من الرعشة لأكثر من ١٠ سنوات، لتختفي الرعشة بشكل فوري أثناء العملية

[Umunyonzi🚲 wumurera 📍 🤫 @indyarya_mbi]

This is why doctors recommend using the miswak...

[Àsàmú @CEruobodo]

Babalagege spoke about the hypocrisy of the Saudi government and its support for the Zionist regime despite the suffering of Muslims. He also emphasized that the Saudi government does not represent the Muslim world.Baba was right !
May Allah grant baba long life.

[Saijal @Saijalbratha72]

being polite to AI is basically retirement planning at this point.

[taga | 暮山暖叙 @Qiqi7877]

医疗机器人就在市中心逃离警察

机器人被设计来服从命令。这个机器人却自行转身逃跑了。

这不是摆拍。这不是演示。

摄像头实时捕捉到了这一幕。一辆警车和一辆救护车已经在现场。身穿蓝色医疗袍的机器人冲过步行区，径直穿过咖啡馆的桌子。

它在椅子间躲闪。它绕过人群而不减速。它从未失去平衡。

步行的警员无法跟上步伐。步速、平衡、障碍反应，全都实时运行。没有人提前编写这个场景的脚本。

自主性不是代码中的故障。它是一个身体终于学会自行移动的基本布线。

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

This is what inflation took from us 😭

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

🚨 ₦50 MILLION WON’T SAVE YOU FROM THIS DANGOTE REFINERY IPO MISTAKE.

You can have the money.

But if you enter the wrong number of shares, your application can run into problems.

Here’s the rule: Dangote Refinery IPO = ₦525/share

Minimum = 10 shares
After that = multiples of 10.
✅ 10 shares = ₦5,250
✅ 100 shares = ₦52,500
✅ 1,000 shares = ₦525,000

❌ 15 shares
❌ 25 shares
❌ 1,905 shares
For example, with ₦1 million:
₦1,000,000 ÷ ₦525 = 1,904.76 shares.

Don't enter 1,905.
Instead: 1,900 shares = ₦997,500

Even with ₦50 million: 95,230 shares = ₦49,995,750

95,240 shares = ₦50,001,000

The lesson?

DON'T JUST CALCULATE YOUR MONEY.

CALCULATE YOUR SHARES.

And remember, applying for 10,000 shares does not guarantee you will receive 10,000 if the offer is oversubscribed.

The offer runs from 14 September to 13 October 2026.

Save this before you apply.

[𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕥🐾 @spiroom01]

Le jour j'ai arrêté de je regarde la télé la nuit 😱🫣

[ProfitableMan @ProfitableMan1]

Before You Invest in the Dangote Refinery IPO, Let History Speak First.

Not every IPO on the NGX made investors money. Some destroyed wealth.

But the ones that did work? They followed a pattern.

This thread shows you that pattern using five real NGX listings. Study it before the Dangote subscription window opens.

[Asalu Adegboyega Yinka @yinkarianstocks]

SEPLAT IPO: FROM #576 TO #13,552-THE LESSON FOR DANGOTE IPO INVESTORS

BY Asalu Adegboyega Yinka

Seplat was listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange through an Initial Public Offering at #576 per share in April 2014. The stock gained significant momentum immediately after listing, rising to about #700 within its first three trading sessions.

However, the rally was short-lived. By December 2014, Seplat’s share price had fallen from #576 to approximately #252, as the global collapse in crude oil prices was compounded by local operational disruptions and a deterioration in the company’s financial performance.

The pressure intensified in 2015 and early 2016 as the global oil glut pushed Brent crude to a 12-year low, briefly falling below $28 per barrel. The sharp decline in oil prices had a significant impact on Seplat’s earnings, with revenue falling by more than 55%.

By January 2016, Seplat’s share price had declined to as low as #151.70. The company moved from being highly profitable at the time of its IPO to recording an operating loss of more than #45 billion.

Earnings per share turned negative, the balance sheet weakened significantly, and shareholders’ funds became negative. The deterioration in the company’s fundamentals also affected its ability to pay dividends, forcing investors to reprice the stock substantially lower.

Fast-forward to 2026, and the story looks dramatically different.

Seplat, which traded as low as #151.70 in January 2016, is now trading around #13,552.60 on the NGX Custom Street, representing a year-to-date return of approximately 133.30%, after opening the year at #5,610 in January 2026.

The Seplat experience offers an important lesson for investors considering the upcoming Dangote IPO.

A fundamentally strong company can experience significant price declines after an IPO because of changes in commodity prices, macroeconomic conditions, operational challenges, earnings, investor sentiment and valuation.

Therefore, before selling fundamentally sound stocks in your portfolio simply to raise money for the Dangote IPO, think twice.

An IPO is not guaranteed to rise after listing. The share price can move significantly upward or downward depending on market conditions, valuation, earnings and investor sentiment.

If you cannot comfortably leave your money invested in the stock market for at least one year, you should think carefully before subscribing to the Dangote IPO.

The Dangote IPO should be approached with a long-term investment mindset rather than the expectation of making a quick trading profit.

Seplat’s journey from #151.70 to #13,552.60 is a powerful reminder that short-term price movements do not always reflect the long-term value creation of a fundamentally sound company.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

30 years of smoking leaves a black lung and a warning no words can match.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

Time taken to reach a $1 trillion market cap:

Bitcoin: 12 years
Meta: 17 years
Tesla: 18 years
Google: 21 years
Amazon: 24 years
Nvidia: 30 years
Apple: 42 years
Microsoft: 44 years

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

🇺🇸 US dollar has lost 97% of its purchasing power since the Federal Reserve was created.

A $3 item in 1913 would cost $100 today.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' Bitcoin investment is currently at a $4,930,000,000 unrealized gain.

$MSTR gains since the company began its BTC investment in 2020:

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

• Companies that exited Nigeria in 5 years, and Why.

1. ShopRite (Economic Decline) *
2. Uber (Economic Pressure)
3. Guinness (Forex Instability) *
4. Netflix (Inflation) **
5. Sanofi (Naira Devaluation)
6. Kimberly-Clark (Inflation + Operating Costs)
7. Equinor (Unprofitability)
8. Pick n Pay (Difficult Economy)
9. Amazon Prime (Inflation) **
10. Procter & Gamble (P&G) (Forex Instability)
11 GlaxoSmithKline Consumer Nigeria (GSK) (Forex Instability + Inflation)
12. Bolt Food (Economic Pressure)
13. Jumia Food Nigeria (Unprofitability)
14. Food Court (Financial Difficulty)
15. Microsoft (Economic Adjustment) **
16. TotalEnergies Nigeria (Vandalism and Security) ^
17. Shell (Theft and Security) ^
18. ExxonMobil (Declining Production) ^
19. Etisalat (Economic Pressure)

Key * : Parent company exited and franchised but still operates.

Key **: Pulled major local funding, but still in use.

Key ^: Divested major assets but still operates.