Ted KacZynner

BR’18 KLXVII. Pisces sun, Scorpio moon, Cancer rising. Stop Asian Hate.

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

If you get any kind of motion sickness KYS. If it’s car sickness do it with fire

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Guys with Instagram photography accounts KYS or cut ur dick off

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@dude_guy22360 I’m gonna be back on campus soon. I’ll handle it don’t worry

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You live in a city and drive a truck KYS

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

Sources tell me Lindsey Graham is stable.

Please god

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

Oh right

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Shout out FIFA. I think we can all agree FIFA is a great organization that always does the right thing and in no way is this about it directly benefiting USMNT

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

J Cole is a step away from Eminem and Eminem is a step away from Dax. The enemy is closer than they appear

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If you post fireworks anywhere KYS

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@MSUCR Chills are all you need. Pussy

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Poch belting John Denver TS MEAN SOMETJING TO ME MAN

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Gas prices are still too low anyways

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

Why won’t any professors accept my thesis on Atlantis, aliens, the Bermuda Triangle, submechanophobia, Cuba, and Epstein. Higher education is a joke.

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

At this point of my life a terminal diagnosis would be good news

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New Trump counterterrorism plan WILL affect the EL bag market I’m sorry beev but it’s time to get political

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

Pulling up to Larpers as a 5th year over the summer someone play the Star Wars imperial march as I arrive

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We should’ve had wemby man

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Who said that?

[Ted KacZynner @Zynsei69]

It’s time to talk abt how overrated Cade Cunningham is

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Go Blue!!! I love the United States government and Israel and billionaires btw