Zosia Syposz

physio ... What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Taco Bell employee tries their new Baja Blast Pie

Even after letting it sit out over an hour, you can see the texture stretches like Play-Doh. Not to mention it looks like a bright bar of soap with crust

This is not food. It’s chemicals

[Zosia Syposz @ZzoshH]

Same hun. Same

[JungleCams @JungleCams]

@AMAZlNGNATURE When octopuses are stressed, they generally don't want to be seen much. 🤣

[chase @_chase_____]

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A visual representation of the healing power of time

📹fallinginsand

[Zosia Syposz @ZzoshH]

https://t.co/HSbvqcJDwR #GoFundMe.

[Zosia Syposz @ZzoshH]

https://t.co/qSafXkqZrC.

[Zosia Syposz @ZzoshH]

https://t.co/UM2gwaFBAN

[Zosia Syposz @ZzoshH]

@samislucas Pairs of pears? 🍐 🍐 🍐 🍐

[Zosia Syposz @ZzoshH]

@samislucas ME HERE THE LAST ON THE GROUND

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.

[Meg ♿️ @megrozfozz]

happy eurovision eve, don’t forget to put a glass of prosecco out by the chimney for graham norton x

[Alexander Glass @Glassworks18]

When you want to be a ballerina but end up as a possessed cabbage.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I just wonder what would happen physiologically if Gwyneth Paltrow were to drink say a Lucozade original

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Hope you all had a great St Patrick's day!

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

I'm gonna swing from the chandelierrrr

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I‘m knackered today”
“Why?”
“Just… being alive and that”

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.