☘︎ faye ☘︎

22 | edtwt | here we are again…. here we are again | ⭒ hw 145 | lw 115 ⭒ | somewhere in the middle rn i’m ashamed

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

in a world full of parties and drugs u will find me at home on drugs

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

these bitches tolerate sosa

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

@LordTDS @TeaTimeWithTeha No, we simply didn’t believe an elite pedophile ring was sacrifice children in a random pizza shop

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

Getting g too drunk making you realize alcohol is really poison then 3 days later you’re like damn just a drink rn would feel so nice then it repeats

[n @fadgaisbetter]

another day

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[𝗖𝗮 que vende fanmade e vai ver o bts @jimindacarol]

para mim sem dúvidas um dos maiores conceitos de era da história do kpop é a wings inspirada no livro demian

[rim SAW BTS ✦ @bratzlibra]

this edit goes so fucking hard

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

My bf talking about a girl he used to be best friend with with my name like actually just kill us both tbh

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

I’m immature af i hate when somebody has the same name as me

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

I thought it only happened to me not gonna lie

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled Porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled Porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

Me high: omg I love this I wanna feel like this all the time

Me drunk: omg I love this I wanna feel like this all the time

I just gotta die ngl

[☘︎ faye ☘︎ @_1iridesce]

Sucks how bad alcohol makes you look cuz I love itttt