Alexandra Barreto

uOttawa. ΑΦ.

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

The thing about being a mom is that I havent slept for more than 3 hrs a night in a week but I also can’t leave my baby for more than 5 mins without missing him too much

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Can confirm he is my son and also hates Halloween

[. @twentyfourrr7]

If you reach 2020 and you were born between 1991 - 1999. You’ve lived in 3 different decades, 2 different centuries and 2 different millennia’s and you’re not even 30 yet.

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Is Halloween over yet

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Baby led weaning is all fun and dandy until you have to mop your floor every single day ...

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

@_kassiekay Unsolitcited advice - the most annoying thing about being a mom 🤦🏻‍♀️ #smh

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Are we sure it’s September and not October????

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

It’s barely noon and honestly I’ve sent at least 4 feisty emails because I just CAN’T with peoples’ stupidity today

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

@AnastasiaBway A real dream come true 😍

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Honestly the thing I want most is just to see Anastasia the musical on Broadway PLEASE

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Can you believe I’m at the point in my life where I have a standing weekly after work drinks date with my friends cause I can’t. How am I this old

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

All I have to say about this Raptors game is that if any sports-related yelling wakes up my kid heads are gonna roll

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

Why am I still wearing a coat in June??? Not even a jacket, an actual winter coat. Why

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales know nothing about the human female body, which is one of the reasons they don’t make laws about it

[Lauren Devolin @laurdevo]

People in my office (about the #AmberAlert #Ontario yesterday):
"It happened in Sudbury, we live in Ottawa, I think it's stupid that we should be notified"
For all those individuals who think we are "too far away"
The 👏 boy 👏 was 👏 found 👏 in 👏 down 👏👏 town 👏 Toronto 👏

[Ria Mokashi @riamokashi]

If everyone boycotted plastic like they did with James Charles, global warming would end

[grace ☻ @wwwdotgrace]

me trying to explain the tati-james charles drama to my boyfriend

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

I just had a full conversation where I thought my boyfriend was intently listening but then he replied with “can I go to bed now?” So basically I’m single now

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

you should always wear heels whenever possible because even if you’re just doing laps around the office for no reason you seem like you have a purpose like click click bitch

[Alexandra Barreto @_Alexx8]

I keep seeing all of these “Mother’s Day gift guides” and let me tell you I do not want any of those things for Mother’s Day...