...Allison...

Wife. Mother. Introvert. Awkward. Giraffe Lover. Halloween Obsessed. Soon to be Ex-Mormon.

@MMonstar16
♡ Ryan ♡ Ella ♡

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

#cbsaustin #paramountplus #AMAs @cbsaustin TELL YOUR NEWS LADY SHES WRONG. WE CAN'T GET PARAMOUNT AUDIO. SCREW YALL.

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

UGH!! The weather lady keeps saying go to #paramountplus for #AMAs audio but it doesn't WORK. Tell her to eff off!!

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

I hate Facebook marketplace. Why do I keep doing this shit to myself.

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

Bro why can't ppl just do their jobs

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

The #VMAs Artist of The Year looks like Taylor Swift in this light!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

Blah.

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

I'd probably be so much healthier rn if my kids actually let me sleep.

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

@god please ban germs thanks

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

I'm reaching to the conclusion that having 3 sick kids at the same time should be illegal.

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

I seriously need to sleep train. Rocking for 2 hours in the middle of the night has got to stop. 🙃

[Austine @theereal_one]

I pretend not to see people's embarrassing moments

[...Allison... @_Allison0920_]

Crying in da club rn (baby's room)

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

[Kissing Kate Barlow @HappyBat22]

It’s “fuck the USA” all day everyday but when Simone Biles & Suni Lee hit the mat? RED WHITE AND BLUE THESE COLORS DONT RUN BITCH.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

[kira ♡ @kiralovestaylor]

i’ve never once listened to the regular version of the album

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Roe V. Wade was lost under your administration. You’ve done nothing to expand the courts to protect reproductive rights on a federal level.

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

Travis surprise appearance! #LondonTSTheErastour

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak