No_one

I do not exist.
A figment of your imagination

[No_one @_An0nymity_]

Who wants to join funds and ideas to start a church in Lagos/Enugu/Abuja?
We will blow in 3 years tops if we play our cards right.....
Retweet till my future business partner sees it bikonu

[J. C. Okechukwu @jcokechukwu]

THIS IS OGUN STATE

Just like that, Nigeria has become another COLOMBIA in west Africa - drug-infested. Amazing how that works right? A new regime shows up in Nigeria an all of a sudden, we now see a meth labs popping up in Ogun state and beyond.

Recently i read that Nigeria is now transitioning from a drug transit country into a major synthetic drug producer due to the rise of industrial-scale methamphetamine laboratories outsourced by Mexican drug cartels. What a transition to make. And why now? You already know the story. It's a hell hole.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

Na why i dey always run if i dey cross road be this

[Rep. Riley M. Moore @RepRileyMoore]

One year ago, Fulani Islamic terrorists stormed Yelwata, Nigeria, slaughtering more than 200 Christians.

Most were women and children sheltering at a local Catholic mission.

Today, we remember the martyrs. The world must not forget the Christian genocide in Nigeria.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Katsina Govt. has announced that Rt. Major General Rabe Abubakar, who was abducted alongside his wife by bandits, has d!ed of hypertension while in bandits' captivity.

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

“Let’s keep praying”

As though the innocent Christians in the Owo church were playing ludo

[BT @vanboyosky]

The moment you think your pastor is beyond questioning, I don’t bother with you again.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Your pastors are preparing their sermon this Sunday and it will be mostly on how “the gates of hell is launching an attack on the church in Nigeria”

You will come back to this tweet.

[Vans Without Borders 🚐📦 @vansnoborders]

"The bandits cut the babies out of pregnant women's corpses."

This Easter, we share the testimony of Christina Ankut, a former school principal who recounts the horrors she witnessed firsthand against Christian communities in Kaduna, Nigeria.

The attacks must end.

[Yewande O @yewiedewie]

Premier League

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

No worry I understand, nah so I been Dey celebrate aubameyang golden boot and top 4 when we no Dey win anything, una go soon enter stage 6 of grief.

[SB @seyedele]

I started dating and eventually married my wife during Arsenal’s trophy drought. I’m a family guy, I like to enjoy things with my people and have a good time. I’m happiest when I’m in a group of people with a shared purpose.

But for the longest time, I couldn’t bring her (and my kids who later joined the family) into supporting my club. When Emery took over from Wenger, I was like maybe it’s time. But that also came with its disappointments. The Arteta era began and I had hope again but year after year of nearly theres, my wife had begun to question if there was any joy here.

I land in Lagos in a few hours, we’re going straight to the adidas store to buy a jersey for everyone. You think it’s just football, but I’ve found yet another thing that gives some happiness that I can share with my little family.

More than football. North London forever. COYG❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A coronation at the Palace 👑

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

@aonanuga1956 So it’s who said he will provide electricity but went to buy solar that we should trust 🤣🤣🤣

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

One big family 🫶

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“My 14-year-old brother went missing in 2023 and we later got a call that he was at the police station. When we got there, he told us he was picked up during a police raid alongside other people. Everyone arrested with him was released except him. Since then, he has been in Kirikiri Medium Prison, Mile 2, going to court over a case the police officer himself testified he committed no offense in. Yet the case keeps getting adjourned again and again since 2023. They asked us to provide ₦150,000 for bail, but we cannot afford it. My brother was just a child when this started, and he will be turning 17 soon. Please, we are begging the authorities and anyone who can help to please intervene and help release my brother.”

— Lady pleads.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Criticisms about water supply in Enugu will always be valid whether you like it or not, everything isn’t “tribalism”.

You’re having water problems in 2026, an issue that has outlived most of you yet you’re not ashamed to defend a recurring issue. Tufiakwa unu!

[Iconuzor @icons_closet]

I see a lot of you have not recognized that it is your lives and future on the line not Peter Obi’s. Peter Obi is currently doing his job navigating the literal valley of dead with these demons to be on the ballot paper. Get ready to fight to defend your votes.. If each and everyone of us show up to vote, no idiot can take your votes… Take responsibility for your destiny. Peter Obi will not do everything for you.

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

saka vs yamal
saka vs palmer
saka vs foden
saka vs vinicius
saka vs oliseh
saka vs kvara

make una no k!ll this boy nau

[‘ @SherzCapone00]

They told us our route is easy & we ‘must’ make the final. We’ve done just that & they’re still complaining 😂😂