The Batman

[The Batman @_B4TM4N]

I’m not drunk. I’m whiskey enhanced.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Set your schedule then don’t argue with it.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

@cowincrisis I’m friends with a cow on twitter.

[The Batman @_B4TM4N]

I'm mad at you and I miss you. I care how you are, but I don't want to know.

[The Batman @_B4TM4N]

I thought that I'd be sad about you forever, but I can barely stitch your memory together.

[J.W. Atkin @Atkin_Jw]

appreciate what you have now, because tomorrow might make you wish you did

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

We should get extra days added to each month for all the days it was too hot to go outside.

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

[meghan @deloisivete]

Drive-thrus are great because no one can cut in front of you. However, the double drive-thru reintroduces this risk. In this essay, I will

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

good day to turn off the news & have a good long chat with the sky

[🜅 @VioIentFemme]

I’m neither surviving nor surrendering—only lingering between the two.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Encountered a goose this morning, he was most definitely not silly, the search continues

[𝖇𝖋 @el_cucuy930]

we can try again tomorrow

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Let them hold whatever version of you they think they know. You don’t owe anyone an explanation.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Going with the flow, in a face down in a river kind of way.

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38

[Craving @calluptome]

It better rain soon or everything will be lit.

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

Collecting fallen stars to spill into my own night sky.

[27. @dimvji]

explaining myself is too much work. just judge me

[srvrdmn @srvrdmn]

I get tangled up in my own stupid thoughts.

[Valyrian Fire 🐉 @turtledumplin]

Every day I choose peace. Some days peace files a restraining order.