Bruce Allen

I love python as much as I hate spaghetti code

[🇺🇸Douglas Starnes🇺🇸 Challenging the status quo @dstarnesonx]

@roguelynn during her @PyTennessee talk #pytn2014 http://t.co/7oY32PFXXH

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

I got a little carried away and started reading 3 books at the same time. This might get confusing.

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

The ability to request deeper device api access at install.

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

Just learned that you aren't supposed to include payments sent via credit / debit / paypal on a 1099. taxes are weird.

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

Why is aspect ratio the hardest thing ever to explain? it gets the most wtfs of everything I talk about suicides in relation to being outed

[heather froehlich @heatherfro]

In Scotland you can get airport haggis. In Finland you can get airport fish.

[jessica card @jessicard]

yay my tattoo is peeling now (part of the healing process don't call 911) http://t.co/ZP8td1tMua

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

Ugh ircrelay. y u shut down. :(

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

Why must I be so ambitious in what I build? could go with easy / shitty solution but noooo I need wireless speakers for the long weekend,

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

It turns out expired cough drops are not very effective. whomp whomp.

[jessica card @jessicard]

omg I am what I eat? it's that easy? *eats a bunch of white tech bros*

wait what do u mean im a misandrist why are you putting cuffs on me

[Joe @voidptr]

@kellabyte NetApp does it with a PCIe flash card, then SSD, then spinning disk.

[Kevin Marks 🏠kevinmarks.com xoxo.zone/@KevinMarks @kevinmarks]

If Apple used the BailOSErr() macro from http://t.co/6Hpx8uSkJl by @MafVosburgh and me in 1998, their SSL would work http://t.co/MKkq67WQ0u

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

Reading old messages and realizing how much you miss that person.

[Linda Sandvik @hyper_linda]

Hello Robert
Hello Mike
Hello Joe
Hello Mike
Hello Robert
Hello Mike

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

Not sure why it took so long but I finally realized I could get behind: coffee flavor profiles. would order that sumatra if not for the fact

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

The annoying part of reading mails from fraudsters ain't d time wasted. It's that most times, U feel the urge to help 'em reconstruct d mail

[Erik Schwartz @eeeschwartz]

.@lyzidiamond's first Ale8-1 ever #cfa2014 #sharethelex

[Bruce Allen @_BruceAllen_]

That rugby game has completely removed all trace of life from my being.