I support a woman’s right to manage her reproductive health. My party leader won’t reopen the debate, as did my prior party leader. Canadians don’t need to applaud your desperate attempts to change the channel on your scandal plagued debt ridden tax increasing government.
Pulling up to drive-through window, girl starts to read back my order and stops herself: “you’re Tony Hawk?”
me: yes
her: “can I tell everyone?”
me: I suppose
her: “yo, we got Tony Hawk at the window!”
voice from kitchen: “Who?”