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@EricStangel Wait. You’re not Elmo? Then who was I replying to that year?

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@redsteeze “First, they took the weatherman and I said nothing . . .”

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@bradfo @NBCSCameraGuys @Gary_Tanguay @BBisntBoring @KenLairdWEEI We already have one trillionaire walking around. Do we need another?

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@EmoPhilips Having to go with plan B because I didn’t buy tickets to the show before it sold out. 😔

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@benryanwriter “This is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone. Built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on grass.”

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@GregTHR

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You mean I can get Legionnaires, Hantavirus, AND Covid all on the same trip?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

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@jarvis_best

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@ING2Firebrand @jarvis_best I wondered what the U. stood for.

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@damintoell You need to listen between the lines.

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Hey @damintoell When you pronounce mayonnaise, do you say it using 2 syllables (man-ASE) or 3 syllables (may-o-NASE)? Just curious.

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@Industrializer Clarification: He takes the money only if he’s not friends with your grandma.

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@RobertKennedyJr Reached the what, now?

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@HammerTime2499 @damintoell This is why I came to the comments!

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@damintoell Liam Nearson

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@damintoell Maybe too obscure/off-target reference?

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@awstar11 True! Offensive doesn’t equal funny. Lots of lazy jokes, too.

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@bendreyfuss Spite knowledge stays with you longer than regular knowledge.

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@damintoell @IngrahamAngle @KatieMiller Sous Chef.

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@WassonWatch I always thought Thomas got a bad rap for being most known as Doubting Thomas. Earlier, in John 11, when Jesus says he wants to go back to Judea, Thomas responds, “Let us also go, that we may die with him.” He should be called “Loyal Thomas” or something.