Quite Chalant, Very Chalant

Tech and Transactions Lawyer | Cinephile

[Quite Chalant, Very Chalant @_Defere]

This year is going to be fantastic for me!

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

There is no justifiable reason why the laws of a particular religion should take precedence in a country with other religions. Wtf are you guys on about???

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

This is why they had to reduce Jamb cut off. Tolami and Bukayo DO NOT do couples content, nor does he make her the centre of his content. But i know you you need Elon’s kobo so enjoy, hope this tweet is enough for egg and bread.

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

Remi's evil cannot make me endorse misogyny.

[Máfejópamí @VillageParrot]

Obi refused to influence party primaries for his candidates and people are having a meltdown.

You gutless cankerworms are so deeply taken by corruption. That’s the only thing you people understand.

[k @yslnadi]

I hate that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself

[Blessing @Effiongsbaby]

Nigeria parents are whatwillpeoplesayaholic.

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

While Jabari Stephen Brown (the pilot who won the MrBeast challenge) was initially detained by authorities in Paraguay, he was quickly released by order of prosecutors after they found no evidence of his involvement in the drug smuggling... now show pictures of the captain who flew the plane.. I wanna see something 🤔

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

While wearing Tinubu’s cap 😅

[Obasa Olorunfemi @extrafemi]

@NdukaEbubeDike “Nigerians do not know how violent Nigeria’s history is” Yes. There has been at least 24 major violent crisis over the last 95 years (1929 to date) and there are 7 clear repeating pattens.

link: https://t.co/6oO7zWb3qN

[Jola @Jollz]

A governor doesn’t donate to security apparatus in the state. State resources are being used to fund the most basic tenet of governance; the protection of lives and property.

[Jola @Jollz]

Our language around governance is so interesting in Nigeria. We talk like when someone wins an election, the money and resources of the state become their personal largesse and any progress or work that happens is because they’re kind enough to “dash” us.

[100% @unbailkeyes]

Une joueuse (métisse) qui vient avec une tenue stylée sans déranger : « C’EST PAS LE LIEU, ELLE SE LA PÈTE »

Une joueuse (blanche) mauvaise joueuse qui fait un moonwalk : « Quelle confiance en elle 😍😍😍 »

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

everyday it looks more likely that this man won’t win the next election, but then again i know where i am, & i know the people i share a country with

[Moe @Mochievous]

I actually do not even think the NBA should concern itself with this at all.

1. It is a costume
2. They were not pretending to be lawyers
3. If anything it shows how it is time we need to start seriously discussing how to phase it out

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Hate that I have to catch myself when I start reading a story from an account with a blue tick.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

A reminder that if one region isn’t safe, we are all not safe.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

PLEASE #BRINGBACKOURCHILDREN

[YH @Yemihazan]

Your president took 3 whole weeks to brainstorm the rescue of kidnapped kids, only to come up with 1,000 forest guards?!

To hell with every fool supporting that useless old man