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won’t u take me to funky towwwn

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious" are two very different kinds of silence

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people

[ash ❤️‍🔥 @tunehead98]

saw a post about weed preventing REM sleep but pretending I didn’t. that’s not true for me. I’m different

[lia @funky6gseptum]

no longer feeling like a bum for getting high and masturbating all day cause having a job cancels it out

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

if weed can damage your short term memory imagine what weed can fucking do

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so embarrassing being addicted to weed. like oohhh i can’t go without my stupid leaf that makes me feel like a cloud. idiot.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

they’re calling this the most french sentence of all time

[Bozzman @Bozzman__]

Im gonna suck that colorists dick

[MarziiPawzii writes BullShit @TennasNewCable]

this is how executive dysfunction feels

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

The jacket power scaling in NYC is so crazy. You think you got a cool ass jacket? Everybody got a cool ass jacket

[laur 🍒🌸 @nooksneedlesco]

SWEATSHIRT GIVEAWAY ✨

FINALY giving away another one of these mushroom cat sweatshirts! 🐈‍⬛🍄

to enter:
🍂follow me
🍂like & repost
🍂reply which colour is your favourite
🍂tag someone for an extra entry

open internationally 🌎
closes 12th October! ✨

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i won’t redownload hinge because love will find me in the real world, where i constantly have noise cancelling headphones on

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[🪐🫧🪩🪽🦢🌪️🪷🍃🐚 @limalimalimaa]

40 hours per week in ANY job should warrant you a place to live, food on the table and the ability to enjoy your life within reasonable limits. What are we even saying anymore

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[katie @katefeetie]

fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

The war against iced coffee isn’t a real fight, just don’t do it.

What we need to band together to ban is cover letters. Down with cover letters!!

[໊ @wynrosei]

sometimes i want to socialize but i don't want to talk. i just want to be around like a cat