Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦

27 - A Father first - Grease Monkey 🔧 - ♋️ Cancer - Colombian 🇨🇴✝️☦️ 🇻🇦

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

Disconnecting from people is the best thing I ever did for my health

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Man builds Flock-like license plate readers to only track police cars — cops show up to his door to interrogate him due to privacy violations.

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Mel Gibson @Mel__Gibson01]

France enjoying the religion of peace

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Brazil just counted 116 million ballots in four hours

LA took weeks to count 850k ballots

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“Women don't notice you're unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.”

[JG @UTxJGTheDon]

Pretty soon all of the streaming services will merge into one and we will have...cable

[Shoshana🦁🌞🇸🇨🪬🇮🇷 @Shoshana51728]

Apparently Black lives don't matter when they're being murdered and enslaved by Muslims. Get it? Got it? Good.

[Un Hincha Objetivo 🇺🇾 @ObjetivoHincha]

Las mujeres podrían haber capitalizado el feminismo poniendo a la maternidad como una función divina

Pero pensaron que ir a trabajar 10hs diarias para un jefe que las abusa emocionalmente era mejor que tener un esclavo personal al que llamaban "marido" que lo hacía por ellas 😅

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

@lauren_w67 Best scene

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

@VeneratedRED This is precisely how obtaining a blue collar job works, and you almost always get the job.

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

@ElminsterD So put the mall inside downtown problem solved

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

@hotdropfps Pokemon leaf green

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

@YeahYeahOkBro I’ve been saying this

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Gruff Said @GruffSaid]

Wait... They cropped the image?

I thought the ad was what the crazies had shown and that they were just being retarded... But they PURPOSEFULLY CROPPED THE IMAGE AND MADE UP A KKK NARRATIVE WITH A KOREAN AD???

These people are vile and deserve everything bad that comes to them.

[Ricki 🇨🇴🦉✝️☦️🇻🇦 @_Enrique_JVO]

@OtherRyan898 Like fr tho lmao

[✘ @namebrite]

At this point, I’ve experienced enough pain to awaken the Mangekyō sharingan.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

The thing that never happens happened again