Suri

Wampa ntoolo; Church dropout. I only fear having 20 million in my account

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

🫢Law . should . be . a . second . degree . PERIOD

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

How Politics should be done:

Person A: I am TUTAM
Person B: I am WANTAM
Person A: I respect your choice. Go mobilize and persuade more people to buy into your agenda. Tupatane kwa debe.
Person B: Sawa

How It's Done in Kenya:

Person A: I am TUTAM
Person B: You are a fool. Dinywa. Shida yako ni njaa. Hata mama yako huwa haogi. Let me block you.

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Siku utaenda Uganda ulewe usahau uko Uganda,then bill ikuje ya 3million ndio utajua jack Daniels tano huisha kwa kichwa na sekunde

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Banks could now be held responsible if they fail to act quickly after customers report suspected mobile banking fraud.

This comes after the High Court ruled against Family Bank and ordered it to pay a customer Sh350,000 over delayed action to secure her account.

[Suri @_FutureSponsor]

@JoelJirane Nani anajua hiyo mix inacheza

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"It's always the broke ones who are intimidated by successful and empowered women complaining."

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

The most attractive quality in a woman is when you know she hasn't been with everybody, and won't be with just anybody.

[Suri @_FutureSponsor]

@NytoP2PMwangi She has not said 'banange', not even once; fraud!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

YOU ARE EITHER CIVILIZED or PRIMITIVE: YOU CAN’T BE BOTH

Some pathetic Kenyans keep yelling that my persecution, abductions, illegal detentions, torture, sedation, forced exiles, other egregious human and constitutional abuses, and being illegally blocked from returning to Kenya for five years by Fred Okeng’o Matiang’i, Uhuru Kenyatta, Karanja Kibicho and other merchants of impunity are “personal issues”

Any society which views or treats human rights abuses, constitutional violations, abuse of power and misfeasance and malfeasance in public office as normal or acceptable and is prepared to recycle different sets of criminals and looters as their leaders is not a civilized society and its citizens cannot consider themselves liberated.

If you currently support William Ruto, Kalonzo Musyoka, Fred Matiang’i and Rigathi Gachagua, despite all the overwhelming credible material evidence of their involvements in, support for, or silence in the face of, egregious human rights abuses and violations of the constitution, consider yourself a PRIMITIVE PRIMATE and a SLAVE; not a liberated member of a civilized society.

[Suri @_FutureSponsor]

@_stayliquidd Bado uligongwa mrembo

[tinashe @nashemt]

i didnt pay for shit and i’m seeing it as well 😎

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Due to unforeseen events in the past, i am not scared to lose anyone.

[Suri @_FutureSponsor]

Are you Finance Bill? Because you've got my heart under pressure.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Really?

[Eric @amerix]

Last week,

The County Government of Bungoma hired contractors to unclog these channels to ease the flow of stormwater.

These trenches were all filled with garbage, vegetation and soil.

Now, the same people who were complaining are throwing garbage into these trenches.

The same people throwing this garbage into these channels are on social media saying Lusaka is incompetent and Ruto is corrupt.

We are the problem.

We are irresponsible.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

If indeed women are emotional beings, why do we ‘allow’ them to vote?

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retards protested vehicle emissions, so a guy mass produced electric cars. The same retards now protest him for profiting by solving their issue.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.