An Onken Yoghurt

What a sad little life Jane

[An Onken Yoghurt @_Gingylocks]

Okay so here's a thread of photos I want to see in the Tate Modern by, LATEST, the end of the year

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[•E *ೃ༄ @_carmenwinstead]

When my candle tells a good joke but I’m about to leave the house

[Tegan Marlow @teganmarlow_]

I pretended to be Paul Hollywood in my shed??

[An Onken Yoghurt @_Gingylocks]

@Qantas Thanks for replying. Thankfully our luggage has been delivered tonight. My boyfriend’s luggage was found and updated on the website two days ago however mine wasn’t despite it being in the same place as his. Big thanks to the lovely Georgie for going and finding my case.

[An Onken Yoghurt @_Gingylocks]

@Qantas This is now day 4 of no baggage flying only from Christchurch to Sydney. Customer services have been appalling and I depart for Glasgow tomorrow. PLEASE tell me what else I can do.

[𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 ❤️‍🔥 @getm0neygetpaid]

everything reminds me of him

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[R @rvkhsar]

5 year old me looking at my mums shopping list and adding “toys” onto it thinking she won’t realise

[Vasilisa @vasilisonka]

not gonna lie, i am embarrassed that i didn’t think of it first

https://t.co/ZKNyNpQwYm

[Sam @4317_sam]

The pound every time Liz Truss opens her gob

[Diana Nosa @NosaDiana]

Daemon at all times:
#HouseOfTheDragon

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Rachel @rachel_sg]

Me to my coats I put away last week

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

RIP Rabbie Burns you would've loved Tinder x

[An Onken Yoghurt @_Gingylocks]

@daynaclairerose @appehmichael At least a thousand of the views on that come from us on your big computer

[scary mary queen of thots🎃 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

The Grinch actor when he arrived at the woman’s house:

[nathan @nathanxjohnston]

i hope whoever invented hashbrowns had a happy and fulfilling life

[An Onken Yoghurt @_Gingylocks]

@_zomo @punishedpope I love carbonara more than that dog