Hannah Marie Schwartz

instagram: @HannahMSchwartz

[Stephanie Schwartz @stephxschwartz]

Florida: “School is cancelled for the
forseeable future!!! Mandatory Evacuation! THIS IS THE STORM OF THE CENTURY!!!! 🌪🌊”

Amazon Delivery Guy Bringing Me My $7 Shampoo: 🫡🏃🏻 #HurricaneIan

[Stephanie Schwartz @stephxschwartz]

#HurricaneIan is unstable, unpredictable, prone to destructive tendencies, and has been distant all week. (Can someone PLEASE ask if he’s single. 😫)

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

@MILFWEEED U be.

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

At least I can come on my twitter once a year to wish everyone a happy new year right? #Hello2022

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

I missed last year and boy it was a year. Happy 2022 everyone… the only way from here is up!

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

2020. This will be our year...? Maybe the extra day for leap year will change everything 🤙🏻 #Hello2020

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

I haven’t used Twitter in like two years and all I can say is ew what happened

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

I thought this show was a fever dream for half my childhood... now I’m finding out it’s been on for twenty years?!

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

At long last, we're free. https://t.co/U73C70FcTS

[Plague rat @matcorvx]

You guys are getting stimulus checks?

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

@FAFSA has been real quiet in all of this...

[Cassie 🤍 @kittycassss]

My 2.5 year-old wore a mask for about 3 hours straight today. Didn’t take it off for a second, or complain.

I explained the importance, and how we wear it to keep EVERYBODY safe.

Apparently my toddler exhibits a level of empathy, maturity, and respect that grown adults cannot.

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

New tattoo idea: *across the forehead* I need help but I don’t want to ask for it
(@KyleJRock)

[A.J. @ajhisnandez]

"are you wearing the C—"

“the CDC recommended face covering because we’re still in the middle of the global COVID-19 pandemic? yeah, i am.”

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

It never does

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

y'all - in all aspects of life - if i didn't tell you already, it's not your fucking business

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

2020. This will be our year...? Maybe the extra day for leap year will change everything 🤙🏻 #Hello2020

[Hannah Marie Schwartz @_HannahSchwartz]

Welp. There’s always this year. #Hello2019

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

We did it!! Thank you so much to the over 500,000 different people that donated and the hundreds of influential people that promoted the campaign! Teamtrees was more than planting 20 million trees, it was a movement that shows we care and we want to make change 🥺❤️

[Plague rat @matcorvx]

Being in a group chat with more than 5 people

[Plague rat @matcorvx]

My therapist told me decorating my room would make me feel better