Jess ✨

🇰🇪. your future child's favorite teacher :) GSUalumna 🦅

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i know this is you Rasheeda

[maddie @madsssagascar]

one by one you guys will realize that real life is not twitter lmfao

[Jess ✨ @_JHunna]

hearing someone say “you could be a teacher” without knowing i already am is so validating lmao

[Platini 🦁🍽️ @platini954]

I’m very close to drafting a petition and sending it to Congress about these two. I’ve had enough.

[🧛🏻‍♂️🪢🛹 @emptybowels]

14 year olds on 2012 tumblr would have gone insane over this

[ga @gabahn]

q pergunta boba eh óbvio q eu me mataria

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Very common situation

[Yu Yu Sockahoe @animalistican]

Look at that nigga, man

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…?
I was flipping between all them mfs😭

[👑 King Artie 👑 @Artie_Thinks]

Y'all gotta realize that even if the devil were entitled to an advocate, that person doesn't have to be you

[♥︎ @ambeefin]

you can’t teach this kind of consideration.
either they got it or they don’t.

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 🐺 @SooSlept_On]

Nigga asking a lot of fatherless questions

[Cici @419err]

There’s a whole other world out there

[Angel Reese! @Beebz05]

The only stylist left that washes. Last of a dying breed.

[Jess ✨ @_JHunna]

i hate the way mamba packages their candy. why you separating the flavors how does that make sense

[eric forman @pcbths]

people pretend little girls don’t notice the double standards and just randomly one day decide to become feminists

[Jess ✨ @_JHunna]

how tf rick jackson get my number

[jack @jackhw_]

crackle and pop looking for their friend:

[୨୧ Astralune. ᨳଓ 𓈒 𖡻 𓏼੨ 🇹🇷 @astralun3]

@k0fhou_ If her clothes dissapeares at midnight why didn't her shoe disappear too