James Bell

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet

[KP @sw4llowmypride]

Daher the type of dude to request Marvins Room at a club.

[James Bell @_JamesBell_]

Tf you doin ?

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: *pulls into gas station*

google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing

[AK @thaiteapapiii]

My great grandma raising the chickens on the farm (1942)

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Hey idiot, didn't you get the memo. There are no clouds today

[T. @tzmooth]

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Chief Keef in the Garden of Eden

BY: Christopher Henry

[The Reese's Guy⁷ @AndrewAthias]

Telling youse I'm from Philadelphia, without telling youse I'm from Philadelphia. IYKYK

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

putting this on my bed frame and hitting it like a hamster’s water bottle

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

My relationship with Philly sports:

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i would be shaking and crying and throwing up if i were the bf

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Told my wife we make too much to get the stimulus this time so now she gets to humble brag to her friends about how rich we are and I get $2800 to bet on basketball. Everybody wins.

[K,000,000 @blKKstar]

Everybody smoke now even the kids dat was On the speaker at 8 am to do da pledge

[trash jones @jzux]

I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

*$1400 Stimmy Hit*

Me : Can I Have A Oreo McFlurry

Mcdonald's: The Machine Is Down

Me : Ii How Much It Cost To Fix It