jonathan

January 22 2012 ❤️

[🇦🇷 Selección Argentina ⭐⭐⭐ @Argentina]

#SelecciónMayor ¡Bienvenido, Capitán! 🥹

La emoción es total 🥺🇦🇷

[Texas A&M Centel @Aggies_centel]

So let’s get this straight, you come to ur school, get pissed when you get kicked out the locker room by the coaches(players don’t run the program) and get into such a bad altercation that you get tazed and arrested. I’ve seen some wild shit on NG and never seen anyone get tazed

[Kieran @carebearkieran]

Then he got booted out of the locker room, tazed and arrested after the game.

Gave his ass the full game day package 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🩵🤍👋🏼 Lionel Messi arrives at Argentina’s training ground for the very last time as a national team player.

His final visit ahead of farewell game on Tuesday at the Monumentál. 🇦🇷

[Peak Culture @TheCulturePeak]

BenDaDonnn and his security guard’s mugshots after being tased and arrested following the Texas A&M football game

[Jean Jacques Dessalines 🇭🇹🇵🇸🇳🇪🇲🇱🇧🇫🇨🇺 @JeanJacquesDes7]

Soccer means so much to Haitians that if FIFA’s Infantino gifted 🇭🇹 a 30,000-seat stadium, all 15 million Haitians at home & abroad would campaign to make him FIFA President for life.

Our team is too good to keep playing like an orphan across the Caribbean.

[T^24 @t00la244]

Throwback to Luis Suárez’s last farewell match for Uruguay, when Messi and Neymar called in through a livestream just to wish their brother well. 🥹🥀❤️

[GETPAID @kingofclipzz]

Clear footage of Playboi Carti sprinting to his car for safety while Lucki was getting busy 😭😭 bro was NOT trying to be involved

[Kick HQ @KickStreamingHQ]

BenDaDonn was TASED and detained by police officers in Texas 😳

[tripp!e🩸 @ayonegi]

Texas A&M coach kicked Bendadonnn & tjr out of the locker room after being invited in by players😬

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴 Jules Koundé on his playing time at Barça being reduced: “It is Hansi Flick's decision and a consequence of my past season”.

[Fabrizio Romario @_Fabrizioroma_]

🚨💣 Total chaos as the whole Libya national team doesn't understand how the offside rule works...🤦

Watch them gang up on the referee thinking they have been robbed

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Zinedine Zidane: “Chapeau, Cristiano Ronaldo. I can say this, because he made he win incredible trophies”.

“Hats off to Cris. We must salute his great career the right way, as I consider myself lucky to have him with me”.

“I have a lot of respect for all my players”.

“But for sure, especially for Cristiano”. @IliesPeeters

[InfoVisionSv @InfoVision_Sv]

🔴🔥 #Política | CUESTIONAN A DIPUTADO WILLIAM SORIANO DURANTE VISITA A UNA COMUNIDAD

El diputado William Soriano, de Nuevas Ideas, fue cuestionado durante una visita comunitaria por el supuesto abandono que, según los habitantes, han enfrentado diferentes comunidades.

Durante el encuentro, los residentes plantearon sus inquietudes al legislador, quien, de acuerdo a información compartida, no habría ofrecido respuestas concretas ante los cuestionamientos.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

BenDaDonnn and his security were tased and arrested by police after the Texas A&M college football game

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Cartoon Network built a whole show around a guy whose one move was hitting on every woman he saw. It ran seven years. Then in the final season, the writers turned him into a woman for eight minutes and made something sharper about street harassment than most adult TV ever managed.

The episode is called Witch-ay Woman, from March 2004. Johnny hits on a fortune teller, she curses him, and he wakes up as Jenny Bravo. One walk down the street and Jenny is getting the exact treatment Johnny spent four seasons dishing out. The frying pan comes out almost immediately.

The ending is the part people forget. Johnny doesn't get a redemption arc. The episode closes with women all over the city clobbering their harassers, which tells you who the writers thought the hero of the story was.

Rewatch any episode and the engineering jumps out. Johnny strikes out in basically every single one. The women see through him in seconds, outsmart him, and usually launch him through a wall. Van Partible, who named the character after himself (his full legal name is Efrem Giovanni Bravo Partible), built a parody of the macho ladies' man and then spent seven years letting the parody lose.

That design is why this one episode lands harder than a thousand earnest PSAs. The body-swap lesson plot is one of the oldest tricks on TV, and it only works when the character being swapped is the exact problem the swap exposes. Nobody in animation was more perfectly cast.

One more detail from the credits. The season 1 writers room included a 23-year-old Seth MacFarlane, two years before Family Guy, with Butch Hartman down the hall before The Fairly OddParents. The dumb Elvis cartoon was quietly one of the best comedy incubators of the decade.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

CAVAN SULLIVAN SCORES IN HIS FIRST USA-MEXICO GAME 😤

He's now the USMNT's youngest ever goalscorer.

[nine jackson @z3phyrxz]

lucki was in total shock and carti was just out standing and peeking out the vehicle. didnt even think who was stabbed and performed with ken hours after like he never gave af

thats how u know we got actual demons that r walking in the same earth among us

YVL fans are lost

[Barça Buzz @Barca_Buzz]

📹 Barcelona and Real Madrid players form their seperate huddles before kick-off.

[Chef T @cookitup31]

8 props

8 games

+5,600

Noon.

LFG