Jess

Lift, bake and R&B.

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

@ericaMd00p OH MY GOD NO

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

@yoooadriannnn it's currently 26 degrees here 😩 I'll trade ya!

[Mrs. Grotke @__BHB__]

A reminder of what happened in 2008. I just want the bridge builders to recall how it went.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Why do some people use the word feminist as an insult? A feminist is simply someone who believes that women should have equal rights to men.

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Spicer statement proves 3 things: 1) Trump knows protest crowds were enormous, 2) he's wildly insecure about it, 3) we need to keep this up

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Hey could someone do a dope coffee table book of all the genius/righteous signs frm #WomensMarch & proceeds go to @PPact ?
#Please&ThankYou

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

Are you going to piss all over people that can't afford healthcare [too]? https://t.co/t70GkYsgZU

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

Forever screenshotting funny text convos between Alex and I for future laughs.

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

@PabstBlueRyan that's an accurate description of how my husband drives. 🙄

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

Who needs friends when you can search "cool magnets" on Amazon for hours.

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

@jaycixo whaaaaaat, really?! I say go for it.

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

Trying to draw pictures for my kid's rooms.. might as well let them do it because we're probably on the same level.

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

Well, so much for growing my hair out. #oopsishaveditagain

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

Why can't my house have a nice cozy fireplace 🙄

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

I may be very malnourished but they're so delicious so whatever. #potatoes4life

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

I could definitely live off of home fries.

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

Just realized I didn't take any photos today, so did Christmas even really happen then?

[Jess @_JessMacFarlane]

@itschrismustime Never. He just turns into a shithead that posts pictures of his baby.