Joe Holmes

LCFC and other stuff

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@shaunwoof @maxandpaddyline @cashradford New favourite player

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

See that “King Charles’ pen” is trending. Actually takes a lot of balls to step up and take one so respect from me.

[Tramlines Festival @tramlines]

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[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@Sporf @22Demarai Great player but inconsistency was why he left Leicester. The move was the right one for him and would love to see him reach his potential!

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Three lads who were brilliant all summer had the courage to step up & take a pen when the stakes were high. They deserve support & backing not the vile racist abuse they’ve had since last night. If you abuse anyone on social media you’re not an @England fan and we don’t want you.

[Allan Saint-Maximin @asaintmaximin]

Thank you Homer Simpson for coming to watch my game and cheering me on 🙏🏾❤️

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

Ederson is outrageous with his feet. Swear the man could start in the Championship outfield #MCIPSG

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

The 2007 NBA Finals

[Smarterscout @smarterscout]

Fulham are recruiting an academy data scientist on £24,000 per annum ($33,000), must know R/Python and SQL and hold FA Safeguarding Certification. The salary is roughly what Maxime le Marchand earns in a week. He played 42 league games in three seasons.

https://t.co/ipFPDkBuZD

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Here we go @JoeBiden @CNN 🇺🇸

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

Christian Coleman's two-year ban makes this resonate more:

Of the 50 fastest men's 100m sprint times ever, only 15 have been run by an athlete NOT banned for drugs, or banned for missed tests, or accused of doping.

All 15 were by Usain Bolt.

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@getnickwright @GleesonDaniel @_sebcampbell 🐐

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

In this drive to recruit thousands of people to pick fruit, I bet the cherry picking industry ends up with the best candidates.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@RichHasland @_sebcampbell

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@Josh_Markham @andygoldstein05 Missed my chance 😢

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@ESPNFC @LaLigaEN @Josh_Markham @HR_1408 @_sebcampbell the 3rd one is the inspiration ⚽️

[betway @betway]

Fancy being there for @LCFC v Chelsea tomorrow? 🎫

Retweet and follow us for a chance to win a pair of hospitality tickets – we'll announce the winners at 7pm tonight.

[Joe Holmes @_JoeHolmes]

@marathonbet @_sebcampbell Familiar feeling...