jordan (quarter life crisis era)

pretty much a fanpage for my best friend

[jordan (quarter life crisis era) @_JordanJoAnn]

@solariesrosettv you because you’re arguing points i didn’t make

[jordan (quarter life crisis era) @_JordanJoAnn]

@solariesrosettv what the fuck are you saying? did i EVER say men can’t be assaulted?? withdrawing consent happens DURING intercourse. regret≠withdrawing consent. youre arguing points that weren’t even being discussed. you’re the dullest crayon in the box.

[jordan (quarter life crisis era) @_JordanJoAnn]

@solariesrosettv Soooo you’re saying, unless they come forth immediately and get a kit done they don’t deserve justice if they were to come forward and discuss their trauma?

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[jordan (quarter life crisis era) @_JordanJoAnn]

@solariesrosettv hey so you’re dense af and so is the the og post. consent can be withdrawn at ANY point. There is more evidence than r*pe kits. you clearly lack sympathy for those of us who are victims. educate yourself before spewing bullshit please.

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i was born in the right generation i love trying fuck-ass potato chip flavors

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Surprising the kids with a pinata full of piping hot sausage gravy

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Licking people's hair on the bus to see what flavour shampoo they use

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

That first Great Divide listen when it’s under 48 degrees outside is going to be monumental 🍁

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

[mau 🍂 @villainsaints]

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

little strawberry house

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

let's get overpriced drinks and talk about books

[jordan (quarter life crisis era) @_JordanJoAnn]

@sheesh_mama literally obsessed. the absolute cutest. ft da baby

[jordan (quarter life crisis era) @_JordanJoAnn]

that feeling of having that first sip of cold water trickle down your throat after a complete sob session? sensational