PK

I twitturd. Then checked my trousers.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 8 Sundays.

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Bryson DeChambeau in Major Championships this year

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

sydney sweeney tits are like a Misiorowski fastball she can lean on at all times for anything. new movie got bad ratings? people calling you a nazi for a jeans commercial? boom, 105 just fucking painted on the corner to get out of a bases loaded jam. they rule so hard

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Everytime something happens with Bryson I go back to one of my fav golf clips of all time. When Bryson got attacked by the rope

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

JJ McCarthy hyping up the huddle after throwing a ball 23 feet over Justin Jefferson’s head. He is 4-13 with 2 INTs

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

You’re telling me that the Odyssey lasts 10 years and the whole time these Greeks don’t eat a single goddamn Gyro? Nolan is a hack.

[Roger “Wordcount” Dorn @sirrogerdorn]

If her areolas don’t look like the safeties in cover 2 on madden I don’t want her

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

When my buddy doesn’t give me the 4 footer for double bogey

[Jeff @EminentProf]

I can’t stop watching this

[Ryan McGuffey @RyanMcGuffey]

This is a fantastic BTS from Jesse. Good on the #WhiteSox for giving this access. The Getz quote to end it is tremendous.

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

White Sox since Friday

Murakami returns
Murakami an All-Star
Murakami to HR Derby
Peters hits for cycle
Peters an All-Star
Cholowsky taken 1-1
Thome drafted at No. 34
White Sox sweep A’s
Tied for first in AL Central
Stellar overall Draft
Murakami in Derby
Vargas homers in ASG

[James Fegan @JRFegan]

Few sentences could sum up the sudden ascension of the White Sox as well as "Kevin Durant just dapped up Tristan Peters"

[PK @_Kasko_]

@Peter_Bukowski Caleb is destroying bukkake's brain

[PK @_Kasko_]

@Peter_Bukowski Another day of crying about a list 😂

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

You know for a fanbase that loves to say "these lists don't matter", I see a loooot of Packers fans get pissed when Caleb Williams gets ranked above Jordan Love

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When you order a Coke and the server asks if Pepsi is okay and it isn’t, but you say yes anyway.

[Jeff Berckes (Motivated) @gridironborn]

Need to know... Jarvis Landry or Ryan Fitzpatrick jersey here?

[PK @_Kasko_]

@Peter_Bukowski Now do the Caleb Bears against the Love Packers. Pipe down.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Vivek Ramaswamy campaign in Ohio is producing some amazing images

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Going to that great closet in the sky.