Kerry Bell

Belfast | 🇧🇷🇪🇸 | BA/MRes | Morning person | Cake Enthusiast | Poems: @WonderingsOfKb

[Kerry Bell @_KerryBell]

Wrote a wee poem x

[Emma Hughes @emmahdhughes]

Let us never forget Eric, the greatest Crufts hero of all time - part dog, part pain au chocolat, all legend

[Cardi BTEC @amelia_perrin]

jeans and a nice top xx

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

Chick Peas can hummus one.

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I thought we were going out?”

“Sorry, I’ve accidentally put my pyjamas on, it’s not something that can be reversed”

[bri ✗ò @xoobriii]

When your alarm goes off but it just becomes apart of your dream

[MLAs And The Like @MLAsAndTheLike]

These 2021 selection boxes are shite

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Hugh Jackman reveals his big idea for 2022 - an advent calendar EVERY month.

“Might help make life worth living,” he said

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[Claire @clairestrickett]

Proposal to move Christmas to a season less likely to be the peak of a respiratory disease pandemic

[Sarah Smith 🦙 @sarahesmith23]

I have thrown
my computer
from a four-story
balcony.

Forgive me.
There were so many
emails
that did not find me well.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming

[Jason @Murfles69]

The Irish urge to go "yeeeoooww" when you hear a fiddle being played

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

[Kerry Bell @_KerryBell]

*out of office*

[TB🤴🏾 @TevonBlair]

I have to stop adding “please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions” at the end of my emails because I be lying!!!! Please hesitate.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Stop making fun of women who can’t decide on a restaurant. The first woman who knew what she wanted for dinner was Eve and she paid dearly

[Killian Sundermann @killersundymann]

When two Irish people meet they have 30 seconds to find a person they have in common or both of them will die

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

That's a kayak, you only went in for bread?

[Éirinn Delaney @DelEirinn]

One of the saddest and most powerful photos I've ever seen. I am (and always will be) so proud to be from West Belfast and this has broken my heart tonight

📷 @presseyephoto @OrlaithClinton