Marissa

🌸she/her🌸 Museum Lover/Stylist/Mermaid/Activist/Traveler/Dancer/Teacher/Learner

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

This is all you need to know about me 💁🏻‍♀️🔪💖

[Mensana Wellness Solutions @mymensana]

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[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

@WitcherTits 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

“And you’re telling me that your trauma… is the goofy movie?”

[Reluctant MSW is on semi-hiatus 🍉🌱 (she/her) @ReluctantMSW]

this is the first image that came to mind when people were claiming that it was "shocking" to see the CDC described as eugenicist

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

@DBoyFajardo Every day I get notifications from this app and every day I try to decipher your tweets. I never can

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

@DBoyFajardo I literally never know what you’re talking about

[diego @DBoyFajardo]

Andor

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats

[The Readiatrician- not here anymore @readiatrician]

I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!”

With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/

[Ann Ledbetter @AnnLedbetter6]

The other day I attended a birth with a first year resident. No one counted to 10 or yelled “PUSH!” We sat with our hands in our laps and waited for the baby to emerge. She didn’t tear. I wonder what birth would be like if more doctors got low-risk birth training from midwives.

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

@CapnAubvious Wow i love this idea

[diego @DBoyFajardo]

Halloween is listening to spooky scary skeletons 22 times in a row from a playlist of covers (out of 89)

[Casey Nowak @IgnatzHaderach]

*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe

[Molly Gordon @shaboom]

I urge folks with #LongCovid to learn about disability justice and rights. You are now living in a disabled body, but a lot of the world is going to insist that you respond as if you live in one that is not disabled. Resist this. 1/x

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

love how people just will accidentally have a pet cat. they’ll be like yea he just knocked on my door one day and now he has his own bedroom. like what?? what was he doing before u? he was just some guy doing stuff? i need to know more. ur cat has a dark and mysterious past

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

@holly_lib Why is this so real

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

[Marissa @_Mermaid_Mo]

The body! Is keeping! The score!