MetalMouse de Retail.

Father, husband, cyclist, gym rat. I live in the woods, grow food, and build with my hands. 2A strong. Dead Pedophiles Don't Reoffend. #Bitcoin since 2017.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

I am only existing now to address the extinction of pedophiles.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@AP I don't believe it.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@unusual_whales Corporate greed take over.

[𝗰𝘆𝗰𝗹𝗼𝗽 @nobrainflip]

Bitcoin valuation - below $800B (soon)
Anthropic valuation - $945B
OpenAI valuation - $865B
SpaceX valuation - $1.65B

And these are single companies - unprofitable, and not public yet

You’d have to be an idiot to invest in these IPOs when you can just buy BTC at cheaper price

[Anders Åslund @anders_aslund]

It is Albanians, not Americans, who are protesting against American corruption.
The US appears to have accepted the corruption of the Trump family, so we Americans have to rely upon the sound anti-corruption sentiments of others.
Truly embarrassing, but thank you, Albania!

[Ale @aliasvaughn]

Trump has frontotemporal dementia. This is called sundowning. His brain wants him to sleep during the day and stay awake at night.

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

So, Ivanka Trump is bragging about her new, off-grid island in the Mediterranean that her and Jared are developing into a resort. She's even pretending to care about the environmental impact in her propaganda.

What she isn't saying is that the island, Sazan island, is in Albania, in the Adriatic Sea, not the Med. And Albania is one of the most corrupt states in Europe. The island is a 1,400-acre decommissioned Cold War weapons base with underground bunkers and tunnels, which was restricted until the Trump's bought it to develop a monstrous $1.4 billion resort on the island, when the Albanian govt gave preliminary approval for development.

So once they've finished bribing Albanian officials and de-mined the island, they'll be able to host the ultra wealthy pedophile Epstein class again, under the Trump brand. In secret, with no accountability, and with bunkers they can use for their sick sexual fantasies and experiments on kids.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@CynthiaMLummis Funding more immigration and slush funds overnight out of public view. Make it make sense. Y'all are retarded.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

These people are stealing so much money from the public.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Senate passes a $70B immigration enforcement bill without limits on President Trump's settlement fund. https://t.co/4Q3QX6Dl3H

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Cage fight me, pussy.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@cryptorover Blah blah blah

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@actingliketommy I'd vote for him all day.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@GovPressOffice Fucking sue this guy now. All he does is spread misinformation. Shut his fucking ass up already.

[Xavier Becerra @XavierBecerra]

Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. He lost California by millions of votes in the 2024 election, and now he's trying to undermine confidence in our elections because he’s a repeat loser here.

Sorry Donald, the voters decide who leads California. Not you.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

Trump wants to fuck @JaxsonDart so bad. Maybe after they watch sweaty men roll around on the white house lawn event, the magic will happen.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Jaxson Dart is big, strong guy… You got to see the size of this guy. Like a male model

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

Have fun staying poor.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Fidelity has lowered the minimum account requirement for access to the SpaceX IPO from as much as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@unusual_whales What could go wrong?

[Max Marchione @maxmarchione]

The fact that you can sequence your genome and run your bloodwork at home, then have peptide therapeutics at your door overnight, while seeing a doctor takes the average American a month, tells you everything about where healthcare is.

[MetalMouse de Retail. @_MetalMouse_]

@obeyguy Yes and yes.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

WE ARE LITERALLY WITNESSING AN ETHIC CLEANSING AND ANOTHER HOLOCAUST LIVE