Mouse

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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@AsdaServiceTeam

Well done Asda, just lost yourselves £100+ a week in custom 👏 👏👏👏

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@CostaCoffee

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@CostaCoffee yo Costa, if people do a click and collect order and then arrive at the restaurant to find it closed, and then try to get a refund through your app, how long can they expect to wait? 3 days and not a peep from you. Thieves.

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@CostaCoffee Hello? Do I need to report this theft to the police? #fraudsters #costa

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

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@Keir_Starmer She ain't the Queen pal.

[paulusthewoodgnome 🇺🇦 🦋 💂🏻‍♂️ @woodgnomology]

The Royal Family embodies everything that's rotten about our society: class privilege, snobbery, deference, stasis, self-delusion. They are the keystone in a vast edifice of class privilege. Until we #abolishthemonarchy we will struggle to be a normal, decent society. #dispatches

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@TobiFrenzen @Conservatives @KemiBadenoch Have you been hacked?

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@Keir_Starmer Open for business to sell arms to countries committing genocide?

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@NiallHarbison You are all such heroes.

Run free Olivia 🥎

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@englandcricket Cheers!

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@Martyfields He's earned fuck all mate.

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@AimtoSustainUK How about you do the same but without shooting living creatures you punch of fucking cowards.

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@PolitlcsUK Absolutely odious piece of shit.

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@Haggis_UK @Zero_4 £75k is peanuts compared to the £45m of taxpayers money he wrote off. Strange priorities for Honest Bob.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

1. A fortnight ago, I wrote about the scandal of our Internal Drainage Boards, which are supposed to stop flooding, but are unaccountable, self-serving, feudal bodies that do more harm than good. Now a disturbing email has landed in my inbox. https://t.co/ivIJNv1rPj 🧵

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@lewis_goodall Alot more than 10% of Tory former ministers should be in prison.

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@Gabriel_Pogrund @patrickkmaguire This kind of nonsense wins you Journalist of the Year?

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@YDKWYDPodcast The only bars Jon was using weren't on his phone #megalash