Ho, why is you here??

🧜🏾‍♀️💃🏾🧵

[Ho, why is you here?? @_Papaya_N]

Sometimes I like tweets I have no context over. I just like chaos. It makes me feel free

[۶ৎ @zkdculture]

when i tell them “i like mariah carey” and they expect me to play fantasy or obsessed but instead i play this

[Such a Tyrant @Freexone_]

Because where are the flying cars?? 😢

[Ho, why is you here?? @_Papaya_N]

@Help_DeskAsist My flight landed over an hour ago.

[Ho, why is you here?? @_Papaya_N]

@JetBlue @JFKairport Can you explain (without AI) why you consistently understaff your airports/flights and we as customers have to wait an hour for our luggage? And again NO AI please.

[karenisha @danajae9]

This is why college is important because when we say “post your sources” a screen shot of Google AI is not a valid source. lol. Please research what credible sources mean!!

Thank you

-Management

[Dua @Duakz5q]

Why do y’all act like ending up as a 40 year old single cat lady is the worst case scenario??? My worst nightmare scenario is ending up as an undervalued mother and house wife to an incompetent man.

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

your AI flyers stink. your AI music stinks. Your AI skits stink. I wish you had more shame.

[FloxChloexHalleStan @troy4783]

@LethaboMaluke24 Mind you I’m inclined to believe the “rudeness” from the girls has likely been justified

[Thee Brightest star @LethaboMaluke24]

Chris Brown’s woman-beating ass is still selling out arenas, and R. Kelly’s raping ass is still getting streams. I don’t have a fuck to give about FLO being rude.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening, baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Unpopular opinion: Women don’t need a backstory to support abortion. “I don’t want to be pregnant” is valid on its own.

[K @Kokketsog]

I’m so tired of the unsolicited dating advice on TikTok. Can everyone just post fashion, music and vacation dumps😭

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

Housewives is really just an anthropological study of womanhood that’s why I side eye when ppl do too much over ppl who enjoy it

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

As the eldest daughter nothing irritates me more than your incompetence because I was never allowed to be incompetent.
I will not be elaborating.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Meeting a man’s mom actually means nothing & I want yall to realize that sooner

[Kwamst3r @Kwamst3r]

Kyle wicked for dropping this, before you dropped that 😭

[Belacsitu • ☭ @Sr_Calebsitooo]

@MajorPhilebrity

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies.

“For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”

[🎃🦇 Gerri Kellman's Bat 🦇👻 @vast_differ3nce]

She had him pegged DEAD TO RIGHTS 20 years ago.

[the woman in the arena @curvellas]

Her pen game is so lethal. Incredible command of the English language, massive vocabulary, understands subtlety and wit. Mariah is the Shakespeare of songwriters. Argue with you lack of taste!