Sue Denim 🎩🐙

Words are Magick ✨ Spell correctly🪄

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

Why have I never seen a rendering of Sisyphus with his tongue out whilst focusing on pushing that big rock uphill.?

I've just caught myself doing it whilst trying to get a desk up the attic.

I can't be the only one.?! 🤔😂

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

Where do cashless establishments get the audacity to have a "tip" jar next to the terminal.?

Oh, you're happy to see the Queen's head now, are ya.?!

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

Things that make you go Mmm 🤔

[Jason | 🇬🇧 🇿🇦 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @Ajaon_of_All]

Let me categorically Debunk this utter rot. @sainsburys.

I am a poultry Breeder. The hens that lay white eggs (Amberline/White Star) DO NOT have a lower carbon footprint.

Yes they eat a bit less and produce roughly the same amount of eggs as the Brown egg layers (Bovan/Lowman/ISA Brown) but they live shorter lives, are prone to dying suddenly when startled, a flighty and nervous and because they live shorter productive lives (12 -18mnths) vs brown 18/24mnths (both commercial farmed), you have to incubate more which is increased (Electricity/gas costs) and their eggs are not the same quality.

I breed and keep 20+ different breeds, including: ISA Brown hens and White Stars. All my hens are 100% free range, Not a single barn kept bird, I have ISA browns that are 5yrs old and still laying beautiful Brown eggs, I have not seen a White star live beyond 3yrs and certainly none have laid eggs past 18-24mnths.
White stars Lay themselves to death. They are slender birds and because they dont eat a lot, it drains their personal vitality to keep up laying the eggs you want to sell because of the nonsensical lie that they are "More Carbon Neutral"

You want to know about eggs, come talk to someone like me, Don't rely on some hairbrained imagination of a buyer who's trying to squeeze the profit margin for a few extra pennies at our expense and to the poor hens detriment.

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

If you struggle to model a basic FSA in your head, which will highlight your pre-reqs and any dependencies, then you better be aesthetically pleasing, is all I'm logging 😂

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

🎩🐙 Engineer's Log 🪵🐙🎩

Folk really need to give more attention to PROCESS FLOW, bc what I am experiencing now can only be described as a bootstrap problem.

I've already had to violate something this a.m, and I haven't even had breakfast yet! 🍳🥓

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

@alxwms Cripes! Most of the car has fallen off, back at the lights🚦🤡😂

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

@alxwms shame to see it like that 😞. Great staircase, like an ageing dowager duchess who although now quite elderly and frail, still has her great bone structure that made her the belle of the ball in her day 🥰

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

If I were an Elevator Engineer I would be fitting a Theremin in every shaft I serviced 🎶😀

[🎶𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 ✨ @Old_But_Gold50s]

A master of an extremely difficult instrument. Truly a perfect performance!

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

What I really want to know is, Can wee Krankie McSturgeon sweat at all 💦.?

[David @belfastDGM]

Nicola Sturgeon was at Pizza Express Woking the entire 2 and half years the camper van was parked at her mother in law’s house so could not possibly have seen it.

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

Bestest Scandal in a long time 😂🎪

[Susan Dalgety @DalgetySusan]

@damekatydenise_ Did she mean this motorhome outside her mother in law’s house, blocking the view?

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

First World Problems 👇

Modern Life really is 98% Shite if you let it, isn't it.?

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

There are so many subscription services that there are now services that you can subscribe to in order to manage your subscriptions.

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

@Joust_A_Minute you could always fashion yourself a pair of Dutch shoes from the same material 😂

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

@alxwms Saying a balance sheet item for motor vehicles “might have been vehicle rental or something” is so staggeringly insulting to everyone - that would've been P&L.

I also play the Dumb Female at times, which is damn difficult when you're a bloke 😂

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

They're definitely doing something artificial 👇
I also believe they poison "Conspiracy Circles" with Nonsense like Flat Earth to discount the WHOLE "Truth Movement" so no-one questions anything at all 🤔

[DELTA9 @DELTA9_BACKUP]

this is Devon uk this morning , i wonder how many fools will try and tell me that this is normal 🤣#geoengineering

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

Do YOU struggle to know your Defined Contribution from your Defined Benefit pension.?

The DB is the one on the right 👇

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

"..and what do You do.?"

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the 19th century, speedy typesetting was a competitive sport.

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

"The return of the Sausages" 🌭🔊😂

[The Daily Britain @dailybritainonx]

The best minute you’ll watch today 😂😂

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

@CapTweed When will this Nonsense end.?!
At this point the Lame-stream media could print the words "Chumba-Wumba Virus" and there's a certain cohort who would lap it up 😩

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

@megawhelmed a useful, if crude, filter, if they cannot state a Woman is an Adult Human Female, you can just discount EVERYTHING that comes from their mouth 🤪

[Sue Denim 🎩🐙 @_PicoPixie_]

God he's so smoulderingly handsome isn't he.? 🥰

Tesla, obvs.

It appears there is only this one photo of him, I don't believe he actually existed, and certainly left no heirs.

I think this continued heat 🫠 is finally getting to me..

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The war grew out of two lighting systems developed in the late 1870s and early 1880s; arc lamp street lighting running on high-voltage alternating current (AC), and large-scale low-voltage direct current (DC) indoor incandescent lighting being marketed by Thomas Edison's company.