Henry Uzuke

Lawyer || Corporate Law & Regulatory Compliance || Data Scientist.

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

Dare to Dream.

[ama✨ @biggirl_ama]

your fav doctor 🤭🩺
MBBS bagged!

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

Omo I need to up my game. My living room can’t keep echoing

[Biggest Posh @biggestposh]

I don finally move in 🥹🏠
The house is set, PS5 is ready… now I just need a few people to come and lose gracefully just like Pride of London🎮😭😂

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

The same thing mathematicians said about the calculator.

Photographers and the digital camera.

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

I need friends in this Lugbe man.

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

It’s very common where I’m from

[Bukola @hellobukola]

Call me mad but I plan to do my catholic wedding and trad on the same day. 🤭

[Rasheed || Securities Counsel @AromokalaRashid]

So it’s this easy to fold a suit?

This is literally the hardest piece of clothing for me to fold and pack into a bag when travelling. 🥲

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

They will use templates but AI is where they draw the line. They should kuku draft everything from scratch.

Nearnderthals😂

[Otunba Mubs @ayo__kunle]

No worry no use AI now. Make foreign counsel send you 150 page facility agreement ask you for your review in two days and you’re the most junior. Wo they won’t tell you twice.

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

We’re so used to the centenary note that we now classify the original 100 naira note as the “old” one

[Spaghetti Mafia @italian_Spencer]

CBN brought back the old 100 naira note? Cause I’ve been seeing it everywhere lately

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Here you go. Almost 8,000 words with plenty of charts. I have left the anti-Dangote polemic till the very end, after what I hope is a fair discussion of the numbers, so you can skip that part if you prefer https://t.co/WOSuORJo6X

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

The same thing mathematicians said about the calculator.

Photographers and the digital camera.

[Toun Yinusa Esq. @tounmyinusa]

If you like call me old cargo, I don't use ChatGPT for my client work. I use my brain

[ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ @GoalVersee]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona rumored kit for 2027. This screams AURA. 🥹❤️

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

@Nativechieff How to apply for this?

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

Every single time I eat meat at Mr Good, I’ll purge.

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

@ThinktwiceDark1 Long time no see

[Ólú ndị Igbo @VoiceOfTheEast]

Pete Edochie used oji Igbo (kola nut) to offer prayers and blessings for Bae U Barbie after their conversation.

More than an interview, it ended with a heartfelt traditional Igbo prayer and blessings through the sacred kola nut.
🎥: @Curiositymademeask

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

@BeckyDHeroine Have you considered being here on a permanent basis

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

I recommend like mad.

[I sell sneakers 👟 𓃵🤝🏾 @kicks_storeNG]

Male and female friendship where she doesn’t bill you and there’s no sexual attraction

I recommend like mad, both of una go expose how una gender be to each other

[Max @MaxTorchbearer]

https://t.co/ci060oql5J

[Henry Uzuke @_Regressionist]

Orgasm you mean😹

[Sucygold Esq. @itoashe]

Abuja makes the best loaded fries.
I almost had an orgy😭