sam

she/her. grassroots campaigns @SCActionNetwork by day. plant lady and sourdough baker by night. formerly @onecampaign. views mine.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

[Rachel @RachelNoise]

I’m a strong independent woman, but like, against my will.

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Sent a “can I say something mean” text right before receiving a “can I say something mean” text from someone else. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

There is no moral difference between putting people in gas chambers and burning people in safe zones inside tents.

A holocaust is happening right before our eyes and the world is silent.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

What if we kissed under the lower-case serif STOP sign

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

dont invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[erin ☼ offseason @songbirderin_]

these are my politics in 30 seconds btw <3

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Sometimes you take a beloved hoodie out of your public rotation and move it into your pajama rotation, and that’s a very solemn moment in the lifecycle of an introvert

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

JD Vance trying to order doughnuts set to the Veep end credits

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Me when a friend says “can I say something mean?”

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Friend: any plans for the fall?

Me: do you meant autumn or civilization?

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Might fuck around and reply to all work emails with "make me".

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is going to ruin the tour

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time