The Monkey King

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#blacklivesmatter

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Get lost in a good book. I've been lost in a good book for ten years now, living in a shelter of torn paper and the bones of feral letters

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

every trans woman on this site knows so deeply and profoundly how much this is a lie

[Chase Stefano @StefanoChase]

Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Stock Tip: Generational wealth, crime, or sheer luck are the only ways to get rich. But uh, invest in like mutual funds I guess.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The "radical idea" of universal health care is a reality in:

Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Chile
Czech Rep.
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
S. Korea
Spain
Sweden
Switz.
Turkey
U.K.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We know what President Trump thinks of our nation's veterans. Here is what they think of him.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

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[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he was really scared every single day and had trouble sleeping.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout./why did you pour boiling water in me, oh god get it out.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes napkin, and here's offal, and finally principate. Ok, this dictionary appears to be in the correct order.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Podcasting: it's like movies for your ears. It's like food, but you listen to it instead of eating it. It's like a tiger somehow, we'll figure out that analogy later.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

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[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

During these difficult times, Night Vale is here for you. We're very close. Inches away. No, don't look.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You told me to keep my eyes peeled. I did what you said. Why are you running away?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

The road to hell is paved with cobblestone. It's super bumpy. Not at all comfortable, really bad for your car's suspension.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You, of course, should always chant when you wash your hands. It is only hygienic.