Carson Sparrow

Its Yer Boi Carson Sparrow

[shane mcqueen @McqueenShane]

Little known facts about me. I just added a Lizzo song to one of my playlists.

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@littlesteven_ug Electric Prunes - had to much to dream

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@dione_wearmouth What album was it?

[shane mcqueen @McqueenShane]

6 months ago and everyday since my cable box continues to remind me the batteries in my remote are “Critically Low must Replace Now”. Still using the same batteries today I am riding these batteries to the bitter end! Who-Hoo!!!!

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@nalgene Retweet and we can hang for real

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

.@nalgene

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@nalgene Yo! I love you! Pls come hang

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@alyssamstoyy @YETICoolers Overrated coolers

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@itsCoopers Is this from an Anime?

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@TheShlebShow Come on down to Abom Ski and Board! We got mirrors in the dressing room! Mirrors outside the dressing room! Mirrors on the Ceiling! Mirrors on the floor! We actually just sell Mirrors and only Mirrors!!!

[Todd Barry @toddbarry]

Great picture of me in front of a French vape shop.

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

I love that feeling when you don't think you have any honey mustard but when you look in the fridge you have honey mustard

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@TheShannonShaw Check out EE Burritos in saskatoon, killer south american food!!

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@lisaweav00 Thats called deconstructed toast

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@littlesteven_ug The Produce Department

[THE ALMIGHTY DILF @YUNGxDILF]

don't claim you like noise music if you don't know who this is

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

@AustinLeeBN This tweet was pretty surreal as i was drinking an Ice Cold Kieths while reading it

[Carson Sparrow @_The_Bird_Man]

. @AWCanada WHY IS THERE NO MORE '56 Buddy Burgers!!!!?? I need answers!!