Semi-cartermatic

Where reality bends

[Semi-cartermatic @_Thermic]

@navyraven29 Nah, City bout to get dropped by the head though

[J 🇾🇪 @UtdStruggs]

Lawyers on £400,000 a week couldn’t defend a single charge of 115 BUT fear not, mcscotty808 has “read the majority of the documents” and has found holes in the case!

A lifeline here for Manchester City!

[E @Ellis_]

It’s only ever been a top 4 anyway.

Manchester United
Liverpool
Chelsea
Arsenal

[Y @_yxan14]

PL without City would be like
Serie A without Torino

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

A lot of very bad people are getting really mad at this, mostly in French

[Andythered83 @AndyGni]

Enzo Fernandes basically left the R.Kelly party to go to Diddy's party...

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Huyo jamaa wa kwanza simjui but najua anakaa tu mwongo

[FPL_Bobby @FPLBobby1]

No more of this "Big 6" nonsense.

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

Nganya culture is very useless. Wtf is all this painting of windows? Someone cannot even see outside. Now I am in Kiserian, and I was going to Artcaffe Galleria Mall for a meeting.

[The Don Dada 🤴🏾 @RickCode]

Until he ain’t tryna fuck you… then he gay 🥲😂😭😂

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Those who are arrested tonight will be required to listen to Taylor Swift's new songs on repeat.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

On Instagram men see women's pics

On Twitter men read women's thoughts

[Taylor Welsh @TaylorWelslme07]

@shineisanegoist

[Lorena SR 🇪🇦 @LorenaR97671]

Las musulmanas cuando llegan a Europa

[Moh @MohWorldent]

You'll realize we're cooked when you find out that there are Africans who actually want Ibrahim Traore to fail.

[MewMew 🐵 📝| Monkey Nerd Vtuber @MewMew_Monke]

"I'm old enough to be your mother"

[Semi-cartermatic @_Thermic]

@xannekix You had no choice bro, your ancestors were slaves in an English speaking country.

[Muyu🩷🩷🩷 @Mkaguu]

Na wewe unatuupddate like we fucking care