Tom Ransom

Be different, do different things, dont do alike.

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@CityofSeattle fuckin losers

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

Ask me if I ever thought I’d have a bulls penis in my backpack.

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

I need a “find my water-bottle” app

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

good thing they brought in the experts for this

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

The amount of “Happy St. Patties Day” misspellings was overwhelming last week.. 🍔

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

As a barber, people end up using me as a pseudo-psychiatrist and ask me life advice like I haven’t been wearing soccer shorts as underwear for 3 days and are a pop-tart for lunch.

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@SeattleKraken #SeaKraken #whereiROOT best friend from NE surprised me with tickets tonight. Home team verse Favorite team.. which ones which??

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@kendricklamar A DOLLAR MIGHT JUST MAKE THAT LANE SWITCH 👀

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

When I was a kid, my parents got each other ice-axes for Christmas. I remember being really confused.. 🏔

[Marshhhh @ClassicMarshh]

Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.

[Jack Vening @jack_vening]

Unlocking my account after a period of growth and discovery (finally got the nerve to open up the top part of the toilet that makes all the noise. Hard to put into words what I found. It's basically the toilet's brain.)

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@MollyZollo I’ve been off Twitter for like 5 years and I’m happy this was the first one I read upon redownlod.

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@PeteyAsmar Alright.. hope everything is ok

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

I hope everyone in concord is taking care of each other and checking up on one another. Y’all scare me sometimes..

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@PeteyAsmar Hey bro, just wanted to know what the hell this means??

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

@KeshinLim NO WAY!!!! So excited I'll send u my number

[Tom Ransom @_TommyRansom]

I got the blunt if you got the house.... any takers?

[Ravioli Sunrise 🌄 @EastSeasoning]

Aye turns out you've gotta lose everything to really understand what you had

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

A naked girl can get thousands of RT's, but how many can our troops get? RT if you support our troops

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Wait, no. The best part of this tweet is Trump incorrectly putting "stupid" in quotation marks for emphasis.