Bassbender

Conjurer of Cheap Tricks @JupitersIncense

Purple Goblin @Braincell_Band

He/Him/His

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Why has the GOP targeted transgender people? There’s not a shred of evidence that trans people are threats to anyone. All they want is to live peacefully as their true selves.

But targeting trans people is a way to stir up the base, stoking fear and hatred. It's that simple.

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Chaoshua @The_JDB]

What's my jacket made of? Boyfriend material. Yes that's right, I slew and consumed your paramour Henry and now I wear his flesh. He and I are one now, Jessica. Love me Jessica. Love us now. BOYFRIEND MATERIAL JESSICA

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Elon changed the Twitter algorithm so we could all
be exposed to the maga peeps more regularly (and I guess be persuaded).

So having been exposed to them more regularly for a few months now, one thing really sticks out:

My God, these people are fucking stupid.

[Kevin Pereira @Attack]

🍕

Now taking prompt requests.

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

I've been in this weird state of grief since I woke up & found that @TheComedyButton was ending it's 11.5 year run. @agentbizzle @MaxScoville @Scott_Bromley @Chufmoney @Rydog @pintsizedpixel Thank you so much for being the soundtrack to my life for so long. I love you all so much

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

@The_JDB OneNote will allow for this!

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Buddy, your brand of ignorance and hate is exactly why we make stories like this. ❤️🕺🏻

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

@MikeDrucker Well? How was it?

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

@iamhelvis 🎵🎶 Ran a mag through em just for funs 🎵🎶

[Chaoshua @The_JDB]

Subject implies the existence of a domject

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

@The_JDB

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

@The_JDB 😎

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Wake Up Dead Man @KnivesOut]

Stop calling it chives out

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

Why the fuck do they do this. Why do they do this to us. I got enough shit to deal with. Now I gotta cry over a fuckin rover or whatever the fuck I didn’t even know about til just now.

[Bassbender @_WillGardner]

I wonder how Jordan Peterson would react to me calling him Daddy Dent 👀